Tag: Joe Biden

Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023

WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…

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Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun

WORLD-- As soon as billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates got finished blocking out…

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FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again

WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps…

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Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill

KIEV, UKRAINE-- To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical…

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Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes

CLAYMONT, DELAWARE-- A local Democrat high school student has made history this…

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Obama Cringes At Biden’s Latest Speech, Saying He’s Too Racist Even For Him

WASHINGTON-- A few sources have confirmed that former President Barack Obama was…

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Toxic Avenger Says He Feels Right At Home After Moving Into East Palestine, Ohio

EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- With news of the polluted chemical spill in Ohio…

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MSNBC: ‘Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Reliable news source MSNBC has just released some…

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Biden Promises To Help Victims Of Ohio Chemical Spill By Sending $100 Billion To Ukraine

WASHINGTON-- Days after the horrific aftermath of the deadly spill of vinyl…

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Biden Accidentally Puts His Human Skin Suit On Backwards Before Leaving White House

WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have been buzzing about the latest Joe Biden…

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Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech

WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…

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