Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill
KIEV, UKRAINE-- To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical…
Democrat High School President Wins Class Election With 81 Million Votes
CLAYMONT, DELAWARE-- A local Democrat high school student has made history this…
Obama Cringes At Biden’s Latest Speech, Saying He’s Too Racist Even For Him
WASHINGTON-- A few sources have confirmed that former President Barack Obama was…
Toxic Avenger Says He Feels Right At Home After Moving Into East Palestine, Ohio
EAST PALESTINE, OHIO-- With news of the polluted chemical spill in Ohio…
MSNBC: ‘Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Reliable news source MSNBC has just released some…
Biden Promises To Help Victims Of Ohio Chemical Spill By Sending $100 Billion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Days after the horrific aftermath of the deadly spill of vinyl…
Biden Accidentally Puts His Human Skin Suit On Backwards Before Leaving White House
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have been buzzing about the latest Joe Biden…
Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech
WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…
State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…
Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern…
Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time
HELENA, MONTANA-- A mysterious Chinese spy balloon that has been floating up…
Putin Laughs After Biden Mistakenly Sends U.S. Tanks To Russia Instead Of Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another gaffe by the current American president, Joe…
