MSNBC: ‘Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Reliable news source MSNBC has just released some…
Biden Promises To Help Victims Of Ohio Chemical Spill By Sending $100 Billion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Days after the horrific aftermath of the deadly spill of vinyl…
Biden Accidentally Puts His Human Skin Suit On Backwards Before Leaving White House
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have been buzzing about the latest Joe Biden…
Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech
WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…
State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…
Democrats Give Chinese Spy Balloon Free Money And Benefits After It Crosses Border
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after the mysterious Chinese spy balloon illegally crossed the northern…
Cheap Chinese Spy Balloon Breaks After Using It Only One Time
HELENA, MONTANA-- A mysterious Chinese spy balloon that has been floating up…
Putin Laughs After Biden Mistakenly Sends U.S. Tanks To Russia Instead Of Ukraine
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- In yet another gaffe by the current American president, Joe…
Biden Volunteers To Search For More Classified Documents By Patting Down All Young Women
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to cooperate with federal authorities in the ongoing…
Police Arrest Gas Stove For Attempting To Suffocate Its Roommate
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Another dangerous gas stove was taken off the streets…
Biden Awards Presidential Citizens Medal To Hannibal Lecter For Reducing Climate Change By Eating People
WASHINGTON-- As a way to honor regular American citizens who have contributed…
Biden Travels To Southern Border To Prove Everything’s Fine
EL PASO, TEXAS-- After two years, Joe Biden has finally traveled down…
