Biden Distracts From Presidential Failures By Wearing Extremely Large, Oversized Hat
WASHINGTON-- As a way to take everyone's attention away from his administration's…
After Finding Leprechaun’s Pot Of Gold While In Ireland, Hunter Biden Blows It On Crack And Hookers
DUBLIN, IRELAND-- While on a visit with his father Joe Biden to…
Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Easter holiday, Joe Biden has performed…
In Honor Of Biden’s Visit To Canada, Trudeau Has Mounties Trample Dozens Of Protesters
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to show his respect and appreciation for…
Biden Reportedly Jealous China’s Xi Spending So Much Time With His New Friend Putin
WASHINGTON-- Sources close to the White House have confirmed that Joe Biden…
Biden Demands To Be Arrested To Help Increase His Poll Numbers Like Trump
WASHINGTON-- After witnessing the dramatic increase in Donald Trump's poll numbers once…
Biden Says Your Bank Deposits Are Safe As Long As You Don’t Have Any Money
WASHINGTON-- As banks continue to close over the looming financial crisis, Joe…
Millions Of Unvaccinated Americans Enjoying Second Anniversary Of Biden’s ‘Winter Of Severe Illness And Death’
U.S.-- For the second winter in a row, millions of happy, healthy…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…
Governments Mandate Solar Panels Immediately After Bill Gates Blocks Out The Sun
WORLD-- As soon as billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates got finished blocking out…
FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps…
Biden Visits Ukraine To Check Out The Damage From The Ohio Chemical Spill
KIEV, UKRAINE-- To better assess the damages caused by the recent chemical…