Chris Christie Drops Out Of Presidential Race After Getting Hungry
U.S.-- Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has officially dropped out of…
Meathead Rob Reiner Promises To Never Wear A Speedo Again If Trump’s Elected
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- In a last ditch effort to stop Donald Trump…
Putin Surrenders After ‘White Lizzo’ Chris Christie Goes Twerking While In Ukraine
KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin has officially surrendered and has begun…
Chris Christie Challenges Trump To Sumo Wrestling Match, Says He’ll Eat Him For Lunch
U.S.-- On a recent Fox News episode of Piers Morgan, former New…
To Limit Global Warming, Biden Appoints Chris Christie As Official Sun Blocker
WASHINGTON-- To combat the dangerous effects of global warming by preventing the…
People Magazine: ‘Jabba The Hutt Looks Truly Beautiful In New Underwear Selfie’
U.S.-- Tatooine crime lord Jabba the Hutt is the latest plus size…
Obese Cocaine Addict Says He’s Cutting Back By Snorting Only Diet Coke
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- An obese man out of New York…
Hillary Clinton Graces This Month’s Cover Of ‘Cankles Magazine’
U.S.-- In what some are calling a display of raw unorthodox beauty,…
400 Pound Pop Star Lardo Is The Epitome Of Beauty And Health, Says Vogue Magazine
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Gracing this month's cover of Vogue magazine is famous…
Obese Man Under Fire For Refusing To Leave Tip After Eating The Waiter
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- An obese man has been taking a lot of heat…
Bill Barr Wants Special Counsel Probe Into Hunter Biden For Stealing His Bucket Of Fried Chicken
WASHINGTON-- Former Attorney General Bill Barr has called on the Department of…
Amy Schumer Hosts Oscars Alone After Eating Regina Hall And Wanda Sykes In Opening Monologue
HOLLYWOOD-- There was a small change in Sunday's Oscars ceremony when comedienne…
