Trump Sends Steven Seagal To Singlehandedly Defeat Entire Iranian Military, Assures War Will End Before Credits Roll
WASHINGTON â Expressing frustration with the slow pacing and boring dialogue of…
Japan Prime Minister Offers Severed Pinky After Refusing Trumpâs Request For Warships
WASHINGTONâIn what Japan described as a deeply meaningful gesture of respect, accountability,…
Trump Endorses Jake Paulâs Sweaty Armpits After They âWorked Harder In 5 Minutes Than Massie In 10 Yearsâ
HEBRON, KENTUCKY â At a rally Tuesday night, Donald Trump stunned supporters…
France Surrenders To U.S. Minutes After Trump Tells Iran To âUnconditional Surrenderâ
PARIS, FRANCE â In a move historians are calling one of the…
US Government Apologizes For Accidentally Releasing Iran False Flag Two Weeks Before It Happens
WASHINGTONâ The State Department issued a rare formal apology today after a…
Smiling Face Of John McCain Spotted Forming In Smoke Cloud Over Iran
TEHRAN, IRAN â Residents and satellite images alike reported Saturday that a…
Republicans Demand Trump Stop Implementing GOP Platform So They Can Keep Fundraising Off Pretending To Support It
WASHINGTONâIn an emergency closed-door meeting Friday, a coalition of concerned Senate Republicans…
Democrats Claim Playing Trumpâs State Of The Union Backwards Reveals Secret Russian Directives
WASHINGTONâ Calling it the most chilling and undeniable piece of evidence discovered…
Trump Kicks Off State Of The Union By Waterboarding CNN Reporter
WASHINGTONâPresident Donald Trump opened his 2026 State of the Union address Tuesday…
Nancy Pelosi Spotted Ripping Papers In Capitol Gym For Final Trump State Of The Union Showdown
WASHINGTON â Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi was reportedly spotted this week…
Canadian Government Holds Emergency Meeting To Figure Out How To Blame Trump For Hockey Loss
OTTAWA, CANADA â In what Canadian officials described as a national narrative…
America Celebrates ‘Hillary And Kamala Still Not Presidents Day’
U.S. â Millions of Americans gathered Monday to observe this year's "Hillary…