Denmark Threatens Salty Licorice Embargo On U.S. Over Greenland Dispute
COPENHAGEN, DENMARK — Escalating tensions with the United States over President Donald…
China Calls Trump Reckless For Buying Greenland, Says Responsible Empires Take Islands By Force
BEIJING, CHINA — The Chinese government condemned President Donald Trump’s reported interest…
Ford Releases New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Truck
(PARODY) Commercial for Ford Motor Company's newest pickup truck, the Ford F-U…
Ford Announces New Trump-Inspired ‘F-U 150’ Model After Auto Plant Visit
DEARBORN, MICHIGAN-- In a bold pivot responding to instantaneous market feedback, Ford…
Celebrities Host 10th Annual ‘I’m Moving To Canada If Trump Becomes President’ Gala
BEVERLY HILLS, CALIFORNIA-- Fresh off last night’s Golden Globes ceremony, Hollywood’s most…
Trump Appoints Overburdened Marco Rubio Interim President Of Venezuela
WASHINGTON-- Following the U.S. arrest of former Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro, President…
British Public Paints Giant ‘DICTATOR HERE’ Sign On Roof Of Prime Minister’s Office In Hopes Of Immediate U.S. Liberation
LONDON, UK-- In a desperate bid to attract the attention of U.S.…
India Accuses U.S. Of Stealing Jobs From Indians By Hiring Americans
NEW DELHI, INDIA-- The Indian Ministry of External Affairs issued an emergency…
Jimmy Kimmel Calls Trump A Tyrant From Nation That Jails Grandmothers For Facebook Memes
LONDON, UK-- Late night host Jimmy Kimmel appeared on British television Thursday…
Trump Orders Airstrikes On Nigeria After Finally Snapping Over Nigerian Scam Emails
WASHINGTON-- The White House confirmed that President Donald Trump authorized targeted airstrikes…
Trump Boosts Self-Deportation Incentive By Offering Illegal Aliens Signed ‘The Apprentice’ Photo
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to expedite immigration enforcement and cut federal spending,…
Trump Calls Santa Claus’ Naughty List A Democrat Hoax
WASHINGTON-- In a combative press briefing on Wednesday, President Donald Trump fiercely…