Liberal Holds 10th Annual ‘Trump’s Going To Prison Any Minute Now’ Party
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed…
Democrats Struggle Deciding Whether To Blame Texas Flood On Trump, Russia, Elon, Racism, Climate Change, ICE, Or White Supremacy
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after violent floods ripped through parts of Texas, Democrats…
Democrat’s Hand Catches Fire After Accidentally Touching Constitution
WASHINGTON-- During a lengthy filibuster speech condemning the United States on Independence…
‘No Kings’ Protesters Beg Trump To Be King After He Says He Doesn’t Want To
U.S.-- After seeing Donald Trump's latest Truth Social post where he clarified…
Democrats Wonder Who Will Work The Rioter Jobs If All The Mexicans Are Deported
WASHINGTON-- As ICE Immigration continues rounding up violent illegal alien Mexicans partaking…
Democrats File To Impeach Trump For Not Building Brooklyn Bridge Taller To Avoid Mexican Ship Crash
WASHINGTON-- In response to the Mexican Navy ship crashing into the Brooklyn…
ICE Agents Warn Illegal Aliens If They Don’t Behave They’ll Release Them To The Democrats
NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- As deranged Democrats stormed an immigrant detainment center in…
Bernie Sanders Writes ‘Reduce Carbon Emissions’ With One Of His Private Jets
WASHINGTON-- In his quest to get the lower-class citizens to reduce their…
Deported ‘Maryland Man’ In El Salvador Prison Starting To Think Democrats Were Only Using Him To Score Political Points
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR– It's been almost two weeks since the deported MS-13…
Klaus Schwab Resigns From WEF To Join Even More Evil Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After realizing that the World Economic Forum wasn't sinister enough for…
Aw: Democrat Chris Van Hollen Seen Holding MS-13 Member’s Pants Pocket In Prison
ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- Only hours after arriving at the maximum security CECOT…
Democrats Fight To Get ‘Maryland Man’ Hannibal Lecter Released From Prison
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND-- Democrats are mad as hell and fighting hard to get…