Tag: Democrat

Democrats Wonder Who Will Work The Rioter Jobs If All The Mexicans Are Deported

WASHINGTON-- As ICE Immigration continues rounding up violent illegal alien Mexicans partaking…

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Democrats File To Impeach Trump For Not Building Brooklyn Bridge Taller To Avoid Mexican Ship Crash

WASHINGTON-- In response to the Mexican Navy ship crashing into the Brooklyn…

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ICE Agents Warn Illegal Aliens If They Don’t Behave They’ll Release Them To The Democrats

NEWARK, NEW JERSEY-- As deranged Democrats stormed an immigrant detainment center in…

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Bernie Sanders Writes ‘Reduce Carbon Emissions’ With One Of His Private Jets

WASHINGTON-- In his quest to get the lower-class citizens to reduce their…

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Klaus Schwab Resigns From WEF To Join Even More Evil Democrat Party

WASHINGTON-- After realizing that the World Economic Forum wasn't sinister enough for…

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Aw: Democrat Chris Van Hollen Seen Holding MS-13 Member’s Pants Pocket In Prison

ANGULO, EL SALVADOR-- Only hours after arriving at the maximum security CECOT…

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Democrats Fight To Get ‘Maryland Man’ Hannibal Lecter Released From Prison

BALTIMORE, MARYLAND-- Democrats are mad as hell and fighting hard to get…

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Bernie Sanders Enters And Already Drops Out Of 2028 Presidential Race To Endorse Hillary Clinton Again

U.S.-- During his countrywide "Fight Oligarchy" tour, Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders made…

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Federal Judge Orders Trump To Return Released American Hostage Back To The Taliban

U.S.-- Uh-oh. A federal judge has ruled against President Donald Trump once…

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Democrats Wear ‘I Hate America’ Hats To Protest Trump’s Congressional Address

WASHINGTON-- As a way to show the entire world where they stood,…

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Trump Signs Executive Order Banning Biden-Era Push To Hire More Blind FAA Pilots

WASHINGTON-- Amidst another round of executive orders signed by President Donald Trump…

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