Trump Declares Democrat Party A Domestic Terrorist Organization
WASHINGTON-- In a historic primetime address from the White House, President Donald…
Democrats Mass-Delete ‘I Stand With Ukraine’ Posts After Black Man Murders White Ukrainian Woman
U.S.-- In a stunning display of ideological gymnastics, thousands of Democrat politicians…
RFK Jr. Senate Hearing Abruptly Halted As Elizabeth Warren Awaits Pfizer Payoff
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking display of brazen corruption, today's RFK Jr. Senate…
FBI Raids Democrat’s Home, Seizes Dozens Of ‘Deadly’ Subway Sandwiches In Foiled Attack
WASHINGTON-- In a dramatic pre-dawn raid that left local residents traumatized, the…
Democrats Accuse Trump’s Census of Stealing Seats They Rightfully Stole
WASHINGTON-- In a fiery press conference after storming Capitol Hill yesterday, incensed…
Republicans Propose Grueling 7-Day Work-Year Schedule For Congress
WASHINGTON-- In an astonishing display of ambition, Congressional Republicans have introduced a…
With Sesame Street Shutting Down, Liberals Not Sure Where They’ll Get Their Medical Advice
U.S.-- With children's television program Sesame Street getting defunded and possibly shut…
Biden Slams Trump For Not Colluding With Russia
CHICAGO, ILLINOIS-- In a fiery speech delivered from the National Bar Association…
Liberal Holds 10th Annual ‘Trump’s Going To Prison Any Minute Now’ Party
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- For the tenth consecutive year, local liberal and self-proclaimed…
Democrats Struggle Deciding Whether To Blame Texas Flood On Trump, Russia, Elon, Racism, Climate Change, ICE, Or White Supremacy
WASHINGTON-- Only hours after violent floods ripped through parts of Texas, Democrats…
Democrat’s Hand Catches Fire After Accidentally Touching Constitution
WASHINGTON-- During a lengthy filibuster speech condemning the United States on Independence…
‘No Kings’ Protesters Beg Trump To Be King After He Says He Doesn’t Want To
U.S.-- After seeing Donald Trump's latest Truth Social post where he clarified…