California Announces They Should Be Finished Counting 2024 Election Ballots By Next Election
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Still counting ballots almost two weeks after Election Day, California…
Sullen Obama Forced To Clean Out His Office After Losing Chance At Fourth Term
WASHINGTON-- It was a sad day inside the Democrat camp after Vice…
Democrats Confused Why Candidate No One Voted For Lost Election In Landslide
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Vice President Kamala Harris lost the election in a…
Democrats Panic After Trump Promises To Release ‘Peanut The Squirrel Files’ If Elected
U.S.-- Republican candidate Donald Trump made a major announcement during a rally…
Excited Kamala Sets Alarm For 2:55 AM So She Can Watch The 3 AM Democrat Ballot Dumps In Real Time
WASHINGTON-- Election Day is almost here, and a very confident Kamala Harris…
No Teleprompter Needed: More Coherent, Intelligent John Fetterman Takes Kamala’s Place On Joe Rogan Podcast
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Only days after Kamala Harris turned down an interview on…
RINO Lindsey Graham Volunteers To Take Tulsi Gabbard’s Spot In Democrat Party
WASHINGTON-- After the major news broke that former Democrat Tulsi Gabbard joined…
McDonald’s Worker Confuses One Old Senile Perverted Democrat President For Another Old Senile Perverted Democrat President
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- While campaigning to get Vice President Kamala Harris elected, former…
Obama Reminds Black Men If They Don’t Vote For ‘Rich Indian-Canadian Marxist Kamala Who Locked Up Black Men’ Then They Ain’t Black
EAST LIBERTY, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a campaign speech in an effort to get…
Howard Stern And Kamala Harris Reminisce About All The Times They Pretended To Be Black
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- It was a joyous day for both…
Kamala Harris Mistakenly Wears Knee Pads To Sex Podcast Thinking It Was A Job Interview
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Mainstream media outlets are working overtime to try and…
Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance…