Retro Police Department Makes Mustaches Mandatory
BIGOTE, NEW YORK-- A police chief in Bigote has recently implemented an…
Police Question Parrot After Mute Man’s Wife Goes Missing
CINCINNATI, OHIO-- Who says dogs are the only ones who can be…
Blind Man Arrested After Using Seeing Eye Dog To Look Up Women’s Skirts
HOT SPRINGS, FLORIDA-- Police arrested a blind man accused of using his…
British Woman Questioned By Authorities After Sending Baby In Package Through Post Office
LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND-- A Liverpool woman is being questioned by British authorities after…
Man Charged With Murder After Killing Video Game Girl
SARASOTA, RHODE ISLAND-- A 47 year old Sarasota man has been arrested…
Real Life Chucky? Man Murdered By His Blow Up Doll
SEESAW, CALIFORNIA-- A 29 year old man was recently murdered and police…
Gang Of Senior Citizens Terrorizing Los Angeles Neighborhoods
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A group of senior citizens has been terrorizing people…
Ratings Juggernaut: New Law & Order Series Is A Confirmed Hit
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- After putting out countless versions of the hit show Law…
Brazil: Mardi Gras Police Being Heralded As Future Of Law Enforcement
BURRO, BRAZIL-- Want to see the future of law enforcement? Brazil's new…
Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering
FORT WORTH, TEXAS-- A Fort Worth man is being questioned by police…
Recent Crow Deaths Linked To Heroin Overdoses
BISCAYNE, WYOMING-- Overdoses from heroin abuse now kill more crows in America…
Shoe Manufacturers To Discontinue Size 13 Shoes Due To Bad Luck; Possible Demonic Possession
BENTON, OHIO-- Due to a number of unexplained eerie instances inside of warehouses,…
