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Brazil: Mardi Gras Police Being Heralded As Future Of Law Enforcement
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Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering
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Recent Crow Deaths Linked To Heroin Overdoses
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Shoe Manufacturers To Discontinue Size 13 Shoes Due To Bad Luck; Possible Demonic Possession
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Outraged Anti-Trump Rioters Demand Labor Rights Such As Paid Vacations And Overtime
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With Thanksgiving Looming, Band Of Rogue Turkeys Killing Farmers
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Police Brace For Pumpkin-Related Crime Wave This Halloween
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Government Creates Support Hotline For Illegal Immigrants Seeking Help For Illegal-Shaming
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City Of Rio Uses Their Mass Robbery Problems To Try And Attract Tourists
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911 Operator Calls 911 On Woman Calling 911 On 911 Operator
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Highly Intelligent Criminal Wanted For A String Of Grab And Smashes
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- A man is being sought in connection with at least…
