Dallas ICE Shooter With Terrible Aim Revealed As Stormtrooper
DALLAS. TEXAS-- Only hours after the incident occurred, authorities have confirmed that…
Ben & Jerry’s Co-Founder Resigns After Company Rejects His ‘Death To America’ Ice Cream Flavor Proposal
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- Citing creative differences, Jerry Greenfield announced his resignation from Ben…
After 3 Years, FBI Finally Narrows Down Waldo’s Location To ‘Somewhere On The Page’
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking press conference, the FBI announced today that after…
U.S. Citizenship Test Now Includes ‘Black Crime Survival Techniques’
U.S.-- In response to the alarming rise of violent black crime in…
Democrats Mass-Delete ‘I Stand With Ukraine’ Posts After Black Man Murders White Ukrainian Woman
U.S.-- In a stunning display of ideological gymnastics, thousands of Democrat politicians…
DC Liberal Outraged After Trump’s Military Crackdown Leaves Her Unmolested For 2nd Month Straight
WASHINGTON - Local resident and self-proclaimed "progressive liberal" Karen Jenkins, 32, expressed…
To Boost Struggling Economy, California Declares Homeless Tent Encampments As Official Tourist Attractions
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In a move hailed by his office as both…
Cracker Barrel Replaces Old American Man On Logo With Illegal Alien For Half The Salary
U.S.-- In yet another example of big corporations cutting costs at the…
ICE Agents Arrest British Criminal Illegal Alien Trying To Sneak Into The U.S.
JOINT BASE ANDREWS, MARYLAND-- In a major win for both the American…
FBI Raids Democrat’s Home, Seizes Dozens Of ‘Deadly’ Subway Sandwiches In Foiled Attack
WASHINGTON-- In a dramatic pre-dawn raid that left local residents traumatized, the…
Dog Tests Positive For Rabies After Being Bitten By Rabid Dr. Fauci
WASHINGTON-- A wave of stunned silence and panicked barks swept across the…
CNN: Why Weren’t There Any White People Present To Stop Chicago Shooting In Black Neighborhood?
U.S.-- In a groundbreaking primetime special last night, CNN anchor Jake Tapper…
