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FBI Starts Monitoring Christians To Make Sure No One’s Reading The New Testament
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Gavin Newsom Passes Bill Forcing Retailers To Offer Home Delivery To Shoplifters
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NPR Suspends Karl Marx For Not Being Far-Left Enough
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Last Day To File Taxes To Be Able To Claim Zelensky As A Dependent
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US Military Draft Age People Suddenly Wondering If It Was Such A Good Idea To Vote For Biden
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After Backwards Gun Scope Gaffe, US Navy Uploads New Updated Photo
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Earthquake Rattles New York City After Illegal Aliens Reach Maximum Capacity
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California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers
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