Man Chokes On Brain Stem
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- An Atlanta man was rushed to the emergency room yesterday after…
Mailboxes Renamed Gender-Neutral Boxes To Avoid Discrimination
WASHINGTON-- In an ongoing effort to avoid discrimination by either including or…
Woman Gets Pregnant After Homeless Man Ejaculates Into Pool
OCEAN CITY, MARYLAND-- Defying all laws of science, a 22 year old woman…
Baby Injured After Being Dropped By Stork
WOONSOCKET, RHODE ISLAND-- A newborn baby was injured after falling from a stork's mouth…
Fecal Matters, Says Defecation Rights Group
SMELTIT, GEORGIA-- A fecal rights group out of Smeltit has filed a lawsuit against Congress…
Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet
TEMPE, ARIZONA-- Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who…
Foot Jobs Are A Great Start For Teen Girls
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Have you ever wondered how some teens get their feet wet in…
Mother Sues Baby For Painful Childbirth
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY-- Typically, giving birth to a newborn baby is one…
German Shepherd Marries Owner To Avoid Deportation
DENVER, COLORADO-- A German Shepherd married his owner on Sunday in a quickie…
Tat-shaming On The Rise
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Adding to the already excessive name-calling and rudeness that is…
U.S. Has Millions Of Sink Holes, Says Expert
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE-- A seismology expert out of Chattanooga has been making the…
