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EL PASO, TEXAS-- In an effort to reach out to Texas Republicans,…
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WASHINGTON-- After being called a racist for her statement saying illegal immigrants…
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WASHINGTON-- As they continue sending billions of dollars to help with the…
Biden Flies To Delaware To Survey Florida’s Hurricane Ian Damage
REHOBOTH BEACH, DELAWARE-- In an effort to assess the damages done to…
Democrats Accuse Trump Of Hiring Hurricane Ian To Destroy Classified Documents In Florida
WASHINGTON-- In an urgent press conference Wednesday morning, House Democrats accused President…
White House Clarifies That Biden’s Actually Shaking Hands With Invisible Man
WASHINGTON-- After numerous strange videos of President Joe Biden shaking hands with…
Stacey Abrams Recants Statement After Eating 100 Snickers Bars: ‘You’re Not You When You’re Hungry’
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- After facing major backlash for her statement about there being…
FBI Raids Nest Of Squirrel That Was Rummaging Through Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Trashcan
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- After receiving a tip that an Eastern gray squirrel…
Obama Drone Strikes Migrants To Keep Them Off His Martha’s Vineyard Property
MARTHA'S VINEYARD-- In order to force back the encroachment of the staggering…
It’s 2036, Bernie Bros Saying Sanders Still Has Chance To Win 2020 Nomination
MONTPELIER, VERMONT-- Still holding out hope that Bernie Sanders will get the…
Biden Proudly Shows Reporters His Rare Soiled Diaper Collection
WASHINGTON-- The most popular president of all time Joe Biden has let…
Biden Upgrades Trump Supporters From Semi-Fascist To Super-Duper-Mostest-Ultimate-Maximum-Fascists
HELL-- While giving a speech in front of the Gates of Hell…
