Angry Liberal Blames Trump After Stubbing Toe From Kicking Gas Pump
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- An extremely irate liberal woman from California has taken…
AOC Says January 6 Footage Brings Back Bad Memories Of When She Died 10 Times That Day
WASHINGTON-- Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez says the release of the new January 6…
Chuck Schumer Says January 6 Was Worse Than The Day His Aunt Edna Burnt His Potato Latkes
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to drive home to the American people just…
Congress Mandates New Rules Amendment Requiring All Members To Pledge Allegiance To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- A new bipartisan rules amendment has been mandated by the US…
Biden Promises To Give Every American $1 Million On February 31, 2023
WASHINGTON-- It appears as though every American citizen will be getting a…
FBI Arrests Air Force One Stairs After Making Biden Fall Again
WASHINGTON-- Immediately after Joe Biden fell down the Air Force One steps…
Obama Cringes At Biden’s Latest Speech, Saying He’s Too Racist Even For Him
WASHINGTON-- A few sources have confirmed that former President Barack Obama was…
MSNBC: ‘Trump Responsible For The Black Plague Of The 1300s’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Reliable news source MSNBC has just released some…
Biden Promises To Help Victims Of Ohio Chemical Spill By Sending $100 Billion To Ukraine
WASHINGTON-- Days after the horrific aftermath of the deadly spill of vinyl…
Biden Accidentally Puts His Human Skin Suit On Backwards Before Leaving White House
WASHINGTON-- News media outlets have been buzzing about the latest Joe Biden…
Biden’s State of The Union Address Was So Bad He Ripped Up His Own Speech
WASHINGTON-- In what will go down as one of the worst speeches…
State Of The Union Cancelled After Biden’s Body Double Calls Out Sick
WASHINGTON-- The White House has just confirmed that tonight's State of the…
