MSNBC: ‘Trump’s CNN Town Hall Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A meltdown ensued immediately after Donald Trump…
Dianne Feinstein Retires From Politics To Host New ‘Tales From The Crypt’ Reboot
WASHINGTON-- After taking a very long absence to reconstruct her body, 369-year-old…
George Santos Evades Arrest By Pausing Time Then Using His Super Speed To Travel Back In Time
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- Just as federal authorities were about to make…
Biden Prepares For Nuclear World War 3 By Stockpiling Tampons, Makeup, And Hormones
WASHINGTON-- As tensions between countries continue to escalate, Joe Biden has taken…
Democrats Tear Down George Floyd Memorial To Make Room For Monument To Latest Hero
U.S.-- Democrat politicians around the country have already moved on to their…
Biden: ‘I Don’t Feel A Day Over A Hundred’
WASHINGTON-- Amid speculation that he is too old, senile, and unfit for…
Ron DeSantis Signs Bill Making It Illegal To Criticize Movie ‘The Hebrew Hammer’
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL-- In an effort to continue his quest to combat dangerous…
Biden Distracts From Presidential Failures By Wearing Extremely Large, Oversized Hat
WASHINGTON-- As a way to take everyone's attention away from his administration's…
Congress Passes Bill To Place FBI Agents Into Every American’s Home
WASHINGTON-- The US Congress has officially passed a bipartisan bill that would…
Biden Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys In Celebration Of Easter
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of this year's Easter holiday, Joe Biden has performed…
March 30 Nashville Insurrection Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War II Combined
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE- One of the worst, most horrific events in history happened…
NYC Mayor Eric Adams: ‘New York City Is The Safest City In America’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Ahead of the Donald Trump indictment, Mayor…
