Kamala Brings Out Real Black Man Jimmy Kimmel To Help Her Win The Black Vote
U.S.-- As the Democrat party continues to hemorrhage black voters, Vice President…
McDonald’s Worker Confuses One Old Senile Perverted Democrat President For Another Old Senile Perverted Democrat President
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- While campaigning to get Vice President Kamala Harris elected, former…
Obama Reminds Black Men If They Don’t Vote For ‘Rich Indian-Canadian Marxist Kamala Who Locked Up Black Men’ Then They Ain’t Black
EAST LIBERTY, PENNSYLVANIA-- During a campaign speech in an effort to get…
Kamala Forgets McDonald’s Drive-Thru Order After Her Car’s Portable Teleprompter Shuts Down
WASHINGTON-- There was another awkward teleprompter moment for Vice President Kamala Harris…
Obama Wondering If It’s Too Late To Take Kamala Out Paddle Boarding
WASHINGTON-- As Kamala Harris continues to fall in the polls and embarrass…
Kamala Harris Mistakenly Wears Knee Pads To Sex Podcast Thinking It Was A Job Interview
WEST HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Mainstream media outlets are working overtime to try and…
Worried Lindsey Graham Relieved After Seeing Hurricane Helene Hit South Carolina Instead Of Ukraine Or Israel
WASHINGTON-- Stress levels were at an all-time high for Republican Senator Lindsey…
Tampon Tim Walz Says Reason He Did So Poorly In Debate Was Because It Just Happened To Be His Time Of The Month
WASHINGTON-- After the majority of political pundits agreed that Republican JD Vance…
China Replaces Fang Fang With New And Improved Chinese Spy Tim Walz To Seduce Eric Swalwell
WASHINGTON-- Republicans in Congress have confirmed that the Chinese Communist Party has…
Biden Mourns Hurricane Victims By Only Getting One Scoop Of Ice Cream
WASHINGTON-- While multiple states are still suffering from the deadly effects of…
Kamala Finally Visits Southern Border After Republicans Place Willie Brown Cardboard Cutouts Along Wall
EL PASO, TEXAS-- Border Czar Kamala Harris has finally visited the southern…
Tim Walz Goes To New York To Check In With His Boss
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- After being summoned to New York to…
