Biden’s New White House Cat Joins Protest By Urinating Words ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Into Carpet
WASHINGTON-- President Joe Biden's new pet cat Willow has joined the nationwide…
Biden Finally Addresses Border Crisis By Building Wall Around Canada
WASHINGTON-- With the large influx of Canadians seeking refuge into America to…
Biden Contemplates Canceling Russia Attack After US Soldiers Can’t Decide Which Outfits To Wear
WASHINGTON-- Just when Joe Biden was about to send his new woke…
Nancy Pelosi Accused Of Spying On Republicans While In Men’s Locker Room
WASHINGTON-- Male Republican politicians have accused House Speaker Nancy Pelosi of spying…
Biden Renames His Crack Pipe Distribution Plan To The George Floyd Initiative
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Black History Month, Joe Biden has changed the…
Proud Democrats Vote To Impeach Joe Rogan From Spotify
WASHINGTON-- The U.S. House of Representatives voted to impeach Joe Rogan for…
Biden Appoints Son Hunter Head Of The New Crack Pipe Distribution Department
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to create more racial equity, Joe Biden promised…
Stacey Abrams Fires Back At Critics For Not Wearing Mask, Says She Got Hungry And Ate It
DECATUR, GEORGIA-- After Democrat Stacey Abrams came under fire this week for…
467,000,000 Jobs Suddenly Added To Biden’s Job Total In The Middle Of The Night
WASHINGTON-- After almost 500 million jobs were found in the middle of…
Fly That Landed On Mike Pence’s Head Turns Down Offer To Be His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former VP Mike Pence has been in the spotlight lately after…
Gov. Gavin Newsom Held Hostage By Garden Tools In Protest Of Him Banning Leaf Blowers And Lawnmowers
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- Dozens of angry garden tools have taken Gavin Newsom hostage…
AOC Leaves Twitter After Accusing The Social Media Site Of Just Wanting To Date Her
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A distraught AOC confirmed that she has officially…
