Republicans Halt AOC’s Babbling By Distracting Her With Laser Pointer
WASHINGTON-- Desperate to get AOC to stop rambling on incessantly in Congress about nothing in particular, Republicans pointed a laser pointer down at the floor in an effort to distract…
Whoopi Goldberg Says Her Luxury Yacht Is a ‘Floating Reminder of Racial Inequality’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- In a tearful segment on The View Thursday, Whoopi Goldberg unveiled her latest grievance, declaring her opulent 300-foot yacht, the Racial Inequality, a "floating monument to…
UK Votes To Allow Abortion Up To 940 Weeks Old
LONDON, ENGLAND-- Pro-abortion activists in the UK are celebrating after British lawmakers voted to allow mothers in England to abort their babies up to 940 weeks old, or approximately 18-years…
Congress Assures Americans They’ll Be Safe Inside Nuclear Bunkers Once WW3 Kicks Off
WASHINGTON-- As war in the Middle East continues to escalate and threats of nuclear World War 3 increase, Congress members who have been calling for bombing countries have assured worried…
‘No Kings’ Protesters Beg Trump To Be King After He Says He Doesn’t Want To
U.S.-- After seeing Donald Trump's latest Truth Social post where he clarified that he does not want to be a king, thousands of "No Kings" protesters began clamoring and begging…
Mark Carney Stands In For China At G7 Summit In Canada
ALBERTA, CANADA-- The leaders of seven countries are in Canada this week for a high-stakes G7 summit meeting, with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney doing double duty by having to…
Awkward: British Activists Stand Near King’s Palace Protesting Against Trump Acting Like A King
LONDON-- Standing nearby King Charles' Buckingham Palace, a group of British activists called "No Kings" staged a raucous protest against U.S. President Donald Trump for who they claim has been…
France’s Emmanuel Macron Spends Father’s Day Alone With His Dad And Wife
PARIS, FRANCE-- News media in France were gushing at the adorable sight of French President Emmanuel Macron spending a quiet day all alone with both his dad and his wife…
Keir Starmer Admits His First Year In Office Has Been A Failure Since There’s Still Too Many White People In Britain
UNITED KINGDOM-- In a somber moment during a one-on-one interview, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer made a stunning admission that he believes his first year in office has been a…
Lindsey Graham Giddily Crosses Off One More Day On Calendar World Closer To Nuclear War
WASHINGTON-- After hearing the news that war in the Middle East had escalated, a giddy Senator Lindsey Graham started his morning by crossing off yet another day on his calendar…
Tim Walz Spotted Offering Tampons To Wounded LA Rioters
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- With an increasing number of rioters getting injured partaking in the mostly peaceful LA riots, Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was seen walking around the fiery streets of…
Mark Carney Concerned Canadian Wildfires May Interfere With Pride Month
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As the Canadian wildfires continue to rage, newly elected Liberal Prime Minister of Canada Mark Carney expressed concern that the fires may interfere with this year's Pride month…
