Last Living Nazi Boots Tried For War Crimes
BERLIN, GERMANY-- The last living pair of Nazi Boots was found and apprehended on Sunday after a decades old search for the elusive war criminal started seeming as though it…
Pervert Wanted For Painting Sleeping Women’s Feet
TEMPE, ARIZONA-- Police are on the lookout for an unidentified man who has broken into numerous women's homes at night and painted their feet while they were sleeping. According to police, the suspect is…
Foot Jobs Are A Great Start For Teen Girls
ORLANDO, FLORIDA-- Have you ever wondered how some teens get their feet wet in the professional world, gaining experience for a lifetime of employment? Long gone are the days of lazy teen…
The Art Of Bush
I went to see Pop today. Shucks, I'd be lyin if I told ya I wasn't a bit nervous this time. Heck, don't get me wrong, I visit Pop every chance I…
Mother Sues Baby For Painful Childbirth
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY-- Typically, giving birth to a newborn baby is one of the greatest and most rewarding events that can happen in a young mother's life, but not for…
Dear Trump
Dear Trump: Wife torn about future job position: DEAR TRUMP: I'm very excited about my wife's possible chance at becoming the very first female president of the United States, being that…
D-List Celebrities Threaten To Quit If Trump Wins
HOLLYWOOD-- A group of talented D-list celebrities has threatened to quit show-business altogether and get real jobs if Donald Trump is elected as president of the United States, placing the…
German Shepherd Marries Owner To Avoid Deportation
DENVER, COLORADO-- A German Shepherd married his owner on Sunday in a quickie Vegas wedding after authorities threatened to send the dog back to Germany because of an expired canine visa. In an…
Tat-shaming On The Rise
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON-- Adding to the already excessive name-calling and rudeness that is ubiquitous anywhere normal people are gathered together, tat-shaming is becoming one of the most prevalent means of making fun of people, surpassing…
Bollywood Actress Under Fire For Overcooking Hamburger
MUMBAI, INDIA-- A famous Bollywood actress is in hot water with the strict Indian Hindu community after overcooking a hamburger, causing millions of Kosher Hindus to boycott the actress's films, commercials,…
Syrian Refugee Elected As German Chancellor
HAMBURG, GERMANY-- In a stunning defeat to become the new chancellor of Germany, a 19 year old male Syrian refugee named Houmam Rasha Lamma-Dayoub has defeated former chancellor Angela Merkel…
U.S. Has Millions Of Sink Holes, Says Expert
CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE-- A seismology expert out of Chattanooga has been making the news this week after his discovery that the United States has millions of sink holes and citizens are…
