Moron Calls Another Moron A Moron, Says Moron
SYRACUSE, NEW YORK-- Three morons tied up traffic today in the middle of Main Street during rush hour, causing a twelve car pileup and four fatalities. Police were called to the scene…
Little Person Wins World’s Strongest Man Competition
STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN-- This year's winner of the 2020 World's Strongest Man is a 28 year old little person from Sweden, beating out men who outweighed him by more than 300…
CIA Hacks Into Kim Jong-un’s Secret Facebook Account (3 Photos)
WASHINGTON-- Despite several attempts by President Obama to trick the North Korean dictator into friending him on Facebook, Kim Jong-un has continually insisted that, not only does he not have a Facebook account, but…
Dear Trump
Dear Trump: I want to lose my virginity before next music tour: DEAR TRUMP: Hey, sir, I don't know how to say this, but I have a real problem. No,…
Hospital In Africa Holds ‘Surgeon For A Day’ Contest
KENYA, AFRICA-- A hospital in Kenya has announced that they are holding a contest open to the public for anyone looking to play surgeon for a day, allowing wannabe surgeons to…
Ankle Sock In Arizona Named World’s Oldest Sock
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- An ankle sock that was manufactured during World War II has been named by Guinness World Records as the world's oldest sock. According to Guinness officials, Stretch the…
The Art Of Bush
Lemme tell ya something, folks. I'd be lyin to ya if I said my Pop wasn't a lil finicky about his meals. Heck, who ain't, right? Especially when it comes…
Trouble On The Set Of Saving Private Kitty
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A snag during the production of the new movie Saving Private Kitty, a film that is loosely based on the Kitty in the Tree incident, has put the much-anticipated…
Unbelievable: This MILF Group Is Stunning
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A new groundbreaking animal act that's been touring the world over the last three months is now coming to the San Diego Zoo for one week only. Tickets for this…
Ted Cruz Runs For Prime Minister Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- After a disheartening defeat in his run for president of the United States, Ted Cruz officially announced late last night that he will be running for prime minister…
Man Sells His Soul For A Cigarette
HELL'S KITCHEN, NEW YORK-- Desperation can lead people to do crazy things, but for one man, his need for a cigarette was even greater than his everlasting soul. In an…
Man Poisons Family Because They Were Trump Supporters
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- A 39 year old man tried poisoning his entire family yesterday in protest of their support for presidential candidate Donald Trump. Sources close to the family state that…
