Rihanna Boycotts Use Of Auto-Tune On New Album, Sales Plummet
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Pop star Rihanna's new album Auto-Tune: I Ain't Mad At Cha has been struggling to achieve sales since its release three months ago. The unorthodox album, which features…
80 Year Old Man Poses As High School Student And No One Notices
RENO, NEVADA-- Students at the Reno Visionary High School were shocked when they found out that one of their classmates was actually an 80 year old retired senior citizen with…
Saudi Arabia Sentences Camel To 100 Years In Prison For Not Covering Its Hump In Public
RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- A camel in Saudi Arabia was sentenced to 100 years in prison today for forgetting to cover her hump with a burka out in public, causing women's…
Top 4 Things People Don’t Know About President Obama (5 Photos)
4. Obama can make his nose disappear at will. On several occasions, the president was photographed masking his nose. Sources close to the president say that Obama doesn't literally make…
Police Searching For Toupee Thief
BALD KNOB, ARIZONA-- Police are working overtime in the hopes of catching a man who's been going around Bald Knob stealing toupees right off of men's heads. Bald Knob police…
Next Year’s Fantasy Creatures Calendar Will Be The Hottest One Yet
CORNER-EARTH, ENGLAND-- Fantasy Creatures fans around the world rejoice. The 2017 calendar is almost here. Even with all the hype surrounding the release of next year's Fantasy Creatures calendar, fans were still shocked when…
Scientists Prove You Really Can Huff And Puff And Blow A House Down
TOPEKA, KANSAS-- Scientists from the Topeka Aeronautics Center have stated that, not only is it possible to huff and puff and blow a house down, but it also takes very…
Wow: See The Weird Japanese Restaurant That Cooks All Its Food
TOKYO, JAPAN-- Imagine going into a Japanese restaurant and thinking you were getting traditional food but suddenly find out that all the dishes on the menu were cooked? Strangely enough,…
New Hair Club For Balding Pets Is A Huge Success
GALVESTON,TEXAS-- A leader in the hair restoration industry has recently created a separate hair club strictly for animals called Fur Club, opening its first clinic in the Galveston area. Due…
Remake Of Karate Kid Movie In The Works
HOLLYWOOD-- This summer, a remake of the classic 1984 Karate Kid movie titled The Karate Kidd, starring a young kid named Billy Goat in an all new cast, will be…
Recent Elvis Presley Sighting Is In The Most Unheard Of Place
NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- A recent Elvis sighting has the world rejoicing. Experts believe that this may very well be the real King of Rock and Roll this time, who most people…
TSA Replaces Pat-downs With Hugs
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA-- With all the recent news regarding the TSA and its controversial practices, the agency has officially decided to take a softer approach to its security measures by…
