White House Puts On Musical, Prepares For Broadway Debut
WASHINGTON-- A long-awaited musical being put on by the White House is making its soft debut on the White House lawn before hitting Broadway by the end of summer. The musical, which…
Angelina Jolie Calls One Of Her Children By The Wrong Name
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Superstar actress Angelina Jolie made headlines this week after she mistakenly called one of her children by another child's name, causing many fans to question whether the A-list…
Sylvester Stallone Confirms Combination Rambo, The Wizard Of Oz, And Jaws Remake
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A-list action star Sylvester Stallone has recently confirmed that his next movie project will be a remake of some old classics, combining Rambo, The Wizard of Oz, and…
Wearing Bathrobe And Slippers To Walmart Now Considered Fashionable
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Many fashion trends may come and go, but the latest look that's taking the country by storm is wearing a bathrobe, slippers, and even pajamas while shopping at Walmart. At…
Massive Earthquake In California After Bill Gates Drops His Wallet
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A 6.9 magnitude earthquake jolted the San Diego area on Monday after Microsoft billionaire Bill Gates dropped his wallet when he tried showing a friend a photo of…
Surgeons Discover Chipmunk Living Inside Of A Woman
HARTFORD, CONNECTICUT-- Surgeons at the Hartford Quickie Medical Center discovered an Eastern chipmunk living inside the vaginal cavity of a 22 year old woman after she went into the emergency…
President Obama’s New Blues Album Tops Billboard’s Music Charts
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- President Obama's new Blues album has been taking the music world by storm, capturing the number one spot in music charts across the country. The album, aptly titled…
4 Out Of 5 Mules Say Jackass Is A Derogatory Term
MULESHOE, TEXAS-- A group of mules is leading a campaign to try and have the word "Jackass" banned, saying it's a derogatory slur used against mules, who are a cross between…
Germany Implements Mandatory Adopt-A-Refugee Day For All Citizens
BERLIN, GERMANY-- Officials in Germany have recently implemented a new program called Adopt-A-Refugee Day where German citizens must adopt a different refugee every Friday and take them into their homes…
Eating Candy For Breakfast Is Healthy, Claims 8 Year Old
PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA-- An 8 year old boy has made headlines in the news lately after claiming that eating candy for breakfast is a healthier alternative to whole foods, such as eggs,…
Police Chief Resigns Amid Doughnut Scandal
DRY HEAVE, MINNESOTA-- Dry Heave lost its police chief on Thursday as it struggles with allegations that a majority of the police officers had been eating fresh fruits and vegetables,…
Psychiatrist Puts Woman Under Hypnosis Under Hypnosis
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- A top psychiatrist has figured out how to put someone under what he calls "double-hypnosis", meaning that someone who has already been hypnotized is placed under another round of…
