Democrats Play Trump’s Speeches Backwards, Find Hidden Russian Messages
WASHINGTON-- Damning new evidence against Donald Trump has recently been brought forth by House Democrats after subliminal pro-Russian messages were found when the president's speeches were played backwards. The latest…
CNN Report: Trump Meddles In Election Process By Intending To Run Second Term
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence uncovered by CNN investigators has recently revealed that Donald Trump may be meddling in the 2020 election by running for a second term as President of…
Joe Biden Promises He’ll Appoint Corn Pop To Supreme Court If He’s Elected Prime Minister Of Canada
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has been on fire lately, pledging to appoint his old nemesis Corn Pop to the Supreme Court if he's elected Prime Minister of Canada.…
Obama Demands TV Stations Stop Airing Despicable Ad Claiming Biden Was His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama demanded South Carolina news stations and a pro-Trump group to stop running a misleading ad that misuses his voice to claim Joe Biden was his…
Mike Bloomberg Runs Ads On Stage In His Place After Taking Beating At Last Democratic Debate
CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg gave a memorable performance on the South Carolina Democratic debate stage using campaign advertisements, making up for his lackluster appearance…
AOC’s Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez
WASHINGTON-- Democrat challenger Glass of Water has officially thrown his proverbial hat in the ring to take New York's 14th Congressional District seat away from full-time Twitter celebrity and part-time…
Violated Dog To Press Charges After Michael Bloomberg Grabs Her By The Snout
BURLINGTON, VERMONT-- A female dog that had its nose grabbed forcefully by Michael Bloomberg during a campaign stop says she wants to press charges against the grabby-hands billionaire. The unwanted…
Trump Plays 4D Chess On Leftists, Saying He’s Now Running As A Democrat
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking turn of events, Republican President Donald Trump is shifting gears and will be switching over to the Democrat party in what some political pundits are calling…
CNN’s Don Lemon Calls Police After Seeing Black Man In Bathroom Mirror
SAG HARBOR, NEW YORK-- Former CNN host Don Lemon called 911 late last night after coming home and finding an unknown black man staring at him from his bathroom mirror.…
Iowa Caucuses So Cold Bernie Sanders Kept His Hands Inside His Own Pockets
DES MOINES, IOWA-- Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was so cold at last night's Iowa caucus site that he decided to keep his hands inside his own pockets and not someone…
New Groundhog Day Movie Stars Bernie Sanders As Candidate Who Never Gets Democrat Nomination
HOLLYWOOD-- A new Groundhog Day movie is in the works and will star Bernie Sanders as a socialist Vermont senator who has to repeatedly relive every day not getting the…
As Coronavirus Spreads, Biden Says Trump ‘Worst Possible Person’ To Keep America’s Bars Safe
WASHINGTON-- As China continues sending the world their best, Joe Biden lashed out at Donald Trump, calling the president the "worst possible person" for failing to protect America's alcohol. During…
