Yahoo Accused Of White Supremacy After Revising Chris Pratt White Supremacist Story
SUNNYVALE, CALIFORNIA-- Uh-oh, Yahoo is in hot water once again. After writing an article accusing Avengers: Endgame actor Chris Pratt of wearing a white supremacist t-shirt, Yahoo updated the story…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Claims She’s Part Asian Because She Once Ate At Chinese Restaurant
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- Popular Democratic politician Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) has revealed that she is part Asian, making the discovery after visiting a local Chinese restaurant. During an Asian convention in…
Bill Clinton: ‘I Couldn’t Have Been On Jeffrey Epstein’s Island Because I Love My Wife Hillary’
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Former president and First Husband Bill Clinton gave a statement today regarding his involvement with mysterious billionaire financier Jeffrey Epstein, stating that he has irrefutable proof that…
12 Year Old Archaeologist Discovers Dinosaur, Proves Earth’s At Least 2 Years Old
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- The discovery of a dinosaur last week in Arizona has been making headlines around the world, and the archaeologist who found it was none other than a 12…
13 Famous Movie Quotes Before They Were Drastically Changed
HOLLYWOOD-- Movie quotes have become part of our everyday language, with most people automatically recognizing them and the film that they came from. The thing that some people don't realize…
‘It’s Common Knowledge’, Says Woman Who Knows Everything
DENVER, COLORADO-- A local Denver woman who knows all there is to know claims that everything is common knowledge and that people should already know what she is talking about.…
After Colin Kaepernick Complains, ‘Betsy Ross’ Shoes Sue Nike In Class Action Lawsuit
BEAVERTON, OREGON-- In a new twist to the Colin Kaepernick racist shoe saga, the millions of pairs of 'Betsy Ross Flag' shoes have gotten together and have filed a class…
Top Celebrity Psychic Makes Startling 2020 Predictions You Won’t Believe
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- World famous celebrity psychic to the stars Uri Caputo Browne has wowed everyone once again with his unbelievable prognostications for 2020. The eerily accurate Psychic Uri has…
Watch Out! Massive Great White Almost Attacks Sharks On Boat Called Big Fins Required
POINT PLEASANT, NEW JERSEY-- "Holy crap! Baby that was close," said Oscar Makonelli, the lucky shark aboard the boat that almost got capsized by a large great white. A group…
Hollywood Police Blotter With Mugshots: Theft, Murder, And Terrorism
Police blotter information was taken from area police department reports and releases. An arrest does not constitute a finding of guilt. All persons named are presumed innocent unless proven guilty.…
This Is Huge! Donald Trump Promises On Twitter That He’s Got Huge News
WASHINGTON-- Always one to do things in the most enormous way, President Donald Trump recently sent out a cryptic tweet to his behemoth 86 million Twitter followers with a promise…
Crazy! Weird Unexplained Creature Caught On Security Camera Night Video
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Is truth really stranger than fiction? This next story may make us think so. Two weeks ago a woman named Vivian Gomez uploaded a video to Facebook…
