Bernie Sanders: ‘We Must Crush The Corporate Democrat Establishment, So Vote For Corporate Democrat Establishment Biden’
DETROIT, MICHIGAN-- Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders has returned to the campaign trail with a vengeance in an effort to continue his quest at crushing the corporate establishment by fully endorsing…
Joe Biden: ‘Voters Don’t Deserve To Know Whether I’m Running For President Or Senator’
LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said voters "don't deserve to know" whether he's campaigning for senator or president of the United States, with CNN sources calling this…
USPS Helps Environment By Setting Up Recycle Bins To Safely Dispose Of Trump Ballots
WASHINGTON-- In response to Trump mail-in ballots being dumped across the country, The United States Postal Service has recently announced that they are setting up environmentally friendly recycle bins for…
CNN Reports Trump Panicking After Biden’s Massive Rally Doubles In Size With 10 People In Attendance
WASHINGTON--CNN recently reported that former Vice President Joe Biden gave an extremely massive 10 person rally yesterday, which was double the 5 people from the previous gathering and has noted…
Sesame Street’s Ernie Fired After Photo Surfaces Of Him Wearing MAGA Hat
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Famous Muppet actor Ernie said he was fired from his job at Sesame Street after someone leaked a photo of him wearing a Make America Great Again…
Netflix To Acquire Joe Biden’s Directorial Debut Of Cuties Sequel
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- President Joe Biden is set to make his directorial debut with a sequel to the famously unpopular movie Cuties, with the new movie set to take place when…
Biden Does Poor Job At Moderating Presidential Debate Between Trump And Chris Wallace
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- The first presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Fox News host Chris Wallace has concluded and featured a chaotic exchange of words, with moderator Joe Biden having…
Joe Biden Promises He’s Ready To Take On George Washington In First Presidential Debate
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee President Joe Biden said he's completely ready to take on his Republican opponent George Washington in the very first presidential debate of 2024 because his adversary…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg's dying wish to hold off on appointing a new judge is in fact true, using a Ouija…
Shocking Allegation: Trump’s Eighth Grade Teacher Accuses Him Of Using Number 2 Pencil In Class
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A former teacher of Donald Trump came out of hiding and accused the president of using a number 2 pencil back in the eighth grade…
Joe Biden Promises Free Vintage Rotary Phones For All If Elected President
WASHINGTON-- Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said that if he is elected president he would ensure that every American would get a free vintage rotary phone as a way to…
White House Reporters Refuse To Wear Masks After Trump Posts ‘No Mask, No Service’ Signs
WASHINGTON-- Brave reporters are refusing to wear coronavirus masks during all future press briefings after President Donald Trump's totalitarian edict that states all journalists must wear masks inside the White…
