Texas Republican Dan Crenshaw Tests Positive For RINO
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- US Representative Dan Crenshaw recently announced on Twitter that he tested positive for RINO, but is asymptomatic because he hides his Democrat leanings while out in public. Crenshaw…
BuzzFeed Articles Suddenly Improve After Company Hires Chimpanzees As Writers
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- After laying off hundreds of useless human writers and then hiring educated chimpanzees in their place, BuzzFeed stated their stories have now become much more creative…
Oops! AOC Tells Betty White She’d Come Say Hello If She Weren’t Missing
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- While vacationing on the West Coast to see how many men she can get to fall in love with her, part-time Congresswoman AOC slammed deceased actress Betty…
New Sesame Street Movie Shows Muppets Getting Beaten And Robbed While Lost In New York City
HOLLYWOOD-- It might be a good idea to leave the children home for the upcoming Sesame Street movie coming out in March due to the film's realistic, gritty portrayal of…
AOC Accuses Florida Waiter Of Falling In Love With Her After Taking Her Order
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- While on a top secret undercover mission in South Florida pretending like she was enjoying freedom, the irresistible AOC made yet another person fall in love…
Biden Gives Vladimir Putin A Stern Warning: ‘Mr. Gorbachev, Tear Down This Wall’
WASHINGTON-- As tensions continue to escalate between the United States and Russia over Ukraine, Joe Biden issued a severely threatening message to Vladimir Putin on Thursday by telling the Russian…
CDC Says Covering Your Ears And Screaming ‘La La La, This Isn’t Happening’ Can Protect You From Omicron
WASHINGTON-- The highly reputable and respected CDC has recently updated their COVID safety guidelines due to the new scary Omicron variant by telling people they can now protect themselves by…
Researchers Disappointed Alleged Bigfoot Sighting In Illinois Was Only Ape-Like Creature Jeffrey Epstein
HARRISBURG, ILLINOIS-- Sasquatch sleuths were ecstatic after hearing that an Illinois man claimed he saw the mysterious Bigfoot creature similar to the one seen in the grainy 1967 film, but…
Jen Psaki Says Video Clip Of Biden Speaking Coherently Is ‘Misleadingly Edited’
WASHINGTON-- After a clipped video was shared by the Republican party showing Joe Biden speaking quite eloquently, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki immediately set the record straight and condemned…
Reptilian Bill Gates Dissolves News Reporter With His Toxic Venom
https://youtu.be/Nb5zuOjZbYA (SATIRE) Shapeshifting lizard person Bill Gates had an on air faux pas this week while giving an interview to a fake news reporter when he accidentally squirted the woman…
Daily Soak Presents: Top 10 Fake News Stories Of 2021
U.S.-- As 2021 comes to an end and as the line between satire and reality grows thinner by the day, we take a closer look at Daily Soak's top 10…
Biden Promises To Punish This Mysterious Brandon Guy After He Made Him Look Like A Fool
https://youtu.be/r4-XI33i8sk (SATIRE) While tracking Santa's whereabouts, Joe Biden received a phone call from his alter ego "Let's Go Brandon" and then became incensed when the infamous Brandon made him look…
