US Government Replaces Statue Of Liberty With Statue Of Ukraine President Zelensky
WASHINGTON-- To honor the courageousness of Ukraine, the United States government has recently torn down the antiquated Statue of Liberty and replaced it with a statue of Ukraine's President Volodymyr…
Biden’s Approval Rating Rises Among The Key 150 To 200 Year Old Demographic
WASHINGTON-- After giving an unforgettable State of the Union Address, Joe Biden's approval rating among the 150 year old and up deceased crowd has jumped dramatically, signaling an assured victory…
Putin Arrests Peaceful Protesters And Freezes Their Bank Accounts, No Wait, That Was Trudeau
MOSCOW, RUSSIA-- President Vladimir Putin has recently been accused of using his violent police force to attack, arrest, and imprison peaceful protesters who disagreed with the way he had been…
Pfizer Breathes Sigh Of Relief As Americans Now Focused On Russia
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- Drug company Pfizer has been doing the happy dance recently after news media outlets diverted American's attention away from the recent news of vaccine deaths and…
In Support Of Ukraine, Biden Says He’ll Only Take 8 Percent For The Big Guy
WASHINGTON-- In a rare and empathetic move to show support for Ukraine, Joe Biden said that he would only take an 8 percent cut of the profits from his son…
Nancy Pelosi Punishes Vladimir Putin By Chugging Entire Bottle Of Russian Vodka
WASHINGTON-- Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi flexed her political muscles on Thursday morning and has punished President Vladimir Putin by drinking an entire bottle of Russian vodka in less than…
Leftists Now Cheer On Russia After Joe Rogan Voices Support For Ukraine
U.S.-- After Joe Rogan recently voiced his support for the people of Ukraine, thousands of leftists on Twitter began short-circuiting and then removed all the Ukraine flag emojis from their…
Brave Heroes Get Double Virtue Signal Points For Wearing Ukraine Flag Masks In Profile Pics
U.S.-- Hundreds of stunning heroes on social media are being recognized for their bravery for wearing face masks with the flag of Ukraine on them, giving them double the virtue…
Volodymyr Zelensky Wins Best Actor Award For Playing Pretend Ukraine President
KIEV, UKRAINE-- In light of his outstanding acting abilities during the current Russia situation, Volodymyr Zelensky has already been nominated and won an Oscar award for best pretend president, playing…
Brilliant! Taiwan Flies Ukraine Flags Hoping NATO Will Protect Them From China
TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- After seeing the United States and other Western nations suspiciously run to the aid of Ukraine, the leaders of Taiwan had the brilliant idea of flying Ukrainian…
Biden Blows Up Entire World After Falling Asleep On Top Of Nuclear Button
WASHINGTON-- Uh-oh, it looks like Sleepy Joe Biden has done it again. While sitting at his desk inside the Oval Office, Biden fell asleep and dropped his head onto the…
Biden Hires War Expert George Bush To Constantly Yell ‘Russia Has Weapons Of Mass Destruction’
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to justify an attack on Russia, President Joe Biden hired former President George W. Bush to scream "Russia has weapons of mass destruction!" in the same…
