Elon Musk Limits Twitter Users To Only Those Whose Names Start With ‘Z’ On Saturdays Between 1:03AM And 2:37AM
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to address extreme levels of data scraping and system manipulation, Elon Musk tweeted out that he has solved the problem and is temporarily limiting…
Grieving Democrats Hold Vigil In Remembrance Of Affirmative Action
WASHINGTON-- Mourning Democrat politicians held a solemn vigil Friday in memory of the late Affirmative Action whom they say was callously struck down by the Supreme Court this week, promising…
Biden Invites Mosquitoes To White House To Celebrate Malaria Pride Month
WASHINGTON-- In honor of Malaria Pride Month, Joe Biden invited thousands of malaria-carrying mosquitoes to the White House in a celebration aimed at showing the infected insects that he has…
DOJ Releases Damning Evidence Of Trump Callously Telling Blind Man ‘I’ll See You Later’
WASHINGTON-- The walls are closing in on Donald Trump after the Department of Justice recently released a highly incriminating tape which allegedly has the insensitive former president telling a blind…
Gavin Newsom’s New Executive Order Issues Diapers To Homeless People To Stop Them From Pooping Everywhere
SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to combat the widespread problem of homeless people pooping all over the streets of California, Gavin Newsom has signed a new executive order mandating the…
Biden Responds To RFK Jr.’s Bench Press Video By Walking Two Feet Before Falling
WASHINGTON-- In response to Democrat presidential candidate RFK Jr. releasing a video of himself bench pressing on Muscle Beach, Joe Biden uploaded his own video showing the president walking a…
Biden Says Son Hunter’s ‘A Good Boy On His Way To Church Who Didn’t Do Nothing’
WASHINGTON-- After Hunter Biden was accused of a slew of crimes including drugs, tax evasion, and gun charges, Joe Biden gave a news conference to defend his kid and promised…
Missing Titanic Submarine Found Inside Chris Christie’s Stomach
ATLANTIC OCEAN-- The frantic search for the OceanGate Titan submarine has been called off after rescue teams were able to find the submersible hidden inside Republican presidential candidate Chris Christie's…
Mishap Ensues When Secret Service Agents Forget To Retrieve Jill Biden After Hanging Her Up To Dry
WASHINGTON-- Confusion happened at the White House Tuesday when Secret Service agents were assigned to the president's laundry duty and forgot to take down First Lady Jill Biden after hanging…
MSNBC: ‘Loving Son Hunter Biden Celebrates Father’s Day By Giving The Big Guy 12%’
WASHINGTON-- Reputable news outlet MSNBC has aired a feel-good story for this Father's Day, reporting that loving, doting son Hunter Biden has shown his affection for his dad Joe Biden…
Hillary Clinton Selling New ‘I Lost The Presidency And All I Got Was This Lousy Hat’ Hats
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Multiple failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tweeted out a link to her new line of hats she's selling that are poking fun at the fact…
Lightning Strikes MSNBC Headquarters After Rachel Maddow Says They Don’t Broadcast Untrue Things
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK--Only moments after Rachel Maddow interrupted Donald Trump's post arraignment speech to tell her audience of ten people that her network never lies, the sky around…
