CANADA– With the ongoing trade with the United States in full swing, the government of Canada has outlawed all American goods within the country and also began using police squads to raid Canadian citizen’s homes to arrest anyone owning any products with the label “Made in the USA.”
Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his Liberal Party made the decree that no Canadian is allowed to own any American-made products, and then ordered police to start raiding homes to confiscate United States goods and then arrest any Canadians who were in possession of the banned products.
“Starting today, all American goods are banned in Canada,” said Trudeau during a press conference. “Because President Trump refuses to drop US tariffs even though Canada has been tariffing the United States for many years, I am left with no choice but to outlaw any products with the label ‘Made in the USA.’ The Canadian government has authorized our gestapo police to begin raiding Canadian’s homes to see if anyone is harboring any of these illegal goods.”
Trudeau said that he would be invoking the Emergencies Act to combat any unruly Canadians who refuse to give up their American products or try and protest the Canadian government’s draconian policies meant to both hurt Canada as well as try to help the Liberal Party maintain control in the upcoming election.
The outgoing prime minister said that any Canadians who are caught with “Made in the USA” products will be arrested and then sent to a containment camp where they will be force vaccinated and then euthanized while their grandmothers watch as they’re trampled on by police horses.
