WASHINGTON– Angry Democrats took to the streets to protest President Donald Trump shutting down USAID after Elon Musk’s DOGE discovered billions of dollars of American taxpayer dollars being used for nefarious purposes, warning both Trump and Musk that it’s completely unconstitutional for the president to shut down their money laundering operations.
Spearheaded by New York Democrat Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, Democrats stood in front of federal agencies to voice their displeasure at Elon Musk’s DOGE team informing Trump of the massive amount of money laundering and corrupt payoffs that have been happening under USAID.
“Money laundering is entirely constitutional,” shouted Senator Schumer in defense of USAID. “What President Trump and Elon Musk are doing is unacceptable and we will not stand for it. Turning off the money laundering operation for corrupt politicians is unconstitutional.”
Democrats vowed to fight President Trump and DOGE in an effort to get the flow of dirty money turned back on, promising that they will be stealing taxpayer money once again. The leftwing lawmakers also stated that they had no idea why they lost the last election by such a huge margin and will continue to push their current policies in an effort to lose the next election as well.
“I didn’t become a politician to actually help the American people, only myself,” screamed 86-year-old California Congresswoman Maxine Waters before her wig fell off from the excitement.
A few RINO Republicans like Mitch McConnell also criticized Trump for shutting down USAID, agreeing with the Democrats that money laundering does in fact adhere to the Constitution.
