OTTAWA, CANADA– President Donald Trump and Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made a mutual agreement to remove the tariffs on Canada and the US after making a deal that Trudeau would secure the northern border as well as appoint a new Fentanyl Czar, with former First Son Hunter Biden quickly putting in his application for the drug-busting position.
Immediately after hearing Trudeau was creating the position of Fentanyl Czar, Hunter Biden quickly called up the Canadian prime minister and offered his services for free.
“Uh, yes, Mr. Trudeau, that’s right, I’ll work for free,” said Hunter over the phone as he sweated profusely. “I, um, really would love that job and I believe that I’m extremely qualified for the position because I have an intimate knowledge of drugs. And believe me, I promise I’m not begging for that position because I’m trying to get my hands on any of those drugs to consume or sell. I swear on my father’s name. Trust me, I’m a Biden.”
Hunter Biden reiterated the fact that he has absolutely no bad intentions because he has turned his life around after receiving a full pardon from his father Joe Biden for all of his crimes, including ones for drugs.
Later it was reported that Hunter had withdrew his application to be Canada’s Fentanyl Czar after hearing that another position had opened up for a Cocaine Czar in Mexico.
