NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK– The View host Whoopi Goldberg made a startling revelation on the ABC talk show this week, claiming that she was attacked by two healthy, muscular RFK Jr. supporters who dumped raw milk on her head and then screamed at her that “This is MAHA country.”
MAHA is an acronym for “Make America Healthy Again,” created by Trump’s HHS Secretary pick Robert Kennedy, Jr. in reference to Donald Trump’s MAGA slogan, which stands for Make America Great Again. Goldberg said she was attacked by the two mysterious RFK, Jr. supporters after she was allegedly refused service by a bakery for her leftwing political stance.
“I was scared for my life,” said Whoopi in tears on The View, summoning her best Jussie Smollett impression. “I was minding my own business when two muscular, healthy-looking white men started yelling at me that I was fat and needed to lose weight and said that I’m killing myself from eating all these dangerous seed oils. That’s when they dumped raw milk on my head and yelled at me that ‘This is MAHA country.'”
NYC police are investigating the incident as a possible fat-shaming crime. New York Attorney General Letitia James said she totally believes Whoopi’s story without any proof whatsoever and will be immediately filing charges against RFK, Jr. and also his accomplice President-Elect Trump.
Whoopi also claims the two men tried forcing vitamins down her throat and even offered to buy her an annual gym membership.
