SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA– In response to President-Elect Donald Trump saying he wants to clean up California, an incensed Gavin Newsom promised to ignore all of Trump’s requests and also punish the Republican president by increasing homelessness, crime, illegal aliens, and high prices in his state.
Gavin Newsom gave an urgent press conference in front of a homeless encampment where he detailed his agenda on how he plans on sticking it to Trump once he takes office.
“I promise to do everything within my power to disobey Trump’s ridiculous requests,” said Gov. Gavin Newsom as a man got stabbed only a few feet away. “As governor of California, I promise to fight Trump every step of the way, no matter how many of my citizens I have to destroy. I plan on screwing over Trump by increasing the rampant homeless and crime in my state as much as possible. I’ll also be inviting more criminal illegal aliens and raising prices even more. That’ll teach that Trump guy a lesson.”
Newsom already started preparing for Trump’s return to office by signing an executive order making all crimes legal and has also increased Californian’s taxes by 9,000 percent.
After getting mad at his hair stylist for cutting his hair too short, Newsom shaved his head in protest as a way to also get back at his hairdresser. Way to go, Gavin!
