WASHINGTON– After Donald Trump said he plans on getting rid of tax on tips and social security, Vice President Kamala Harris saw that well-received policy plan and then said that she will also now end tip taxes and that it was actually her idea first.
At a recent rally with thousands of people with warped faces and extra fingers, Kamala walked out onto the stage wearing a business suit and red tie, a short blonde wig, and began dancing to Lee Greenwood’s song God Bless The U.S.A.
“Is this the biggest rally ever, or what?” Kamala said as the sound of prerecorded people cheering pumped out a few speakers. “If I’m elected I will carry out the largest deportation in history, I’ll get rid of tax on tips and social security, and I’ll finish building that big, beautiful wall and Mexico will pay for it this time. And we’re also going to drill, baby, drill.”
After countless people on social media called her out for copying all of Trump’s policies, the Harris campaign said that these were always her policies and that Trump copied off of her. All the paid Democrat shills that threw Biden under the bus then backed her up and said that she always used the slogan “Make America Great Again.”
To further her new Trump persona, Kamala also forced her husband Doug to wear a dress and wig and began calling him by his new name Melania.
