HOLLYWOOD– In an effort to be as inclusive and progressive as possible, the new Star Wars series The Acolyte hired as many nonwhite, marginalized groups as possible, but has faced criticism for still not being inclusive enough for leaving out all the trans, disabled, one-eyed, pansexual wookiees.
One of the stars of the series Amandla Stenberg gave an interview on The Daily Show bragging that the goal of the show was not to entertain, but to make white people cry by hiring as many characters that were not white, male, or straight.
Apparently the joke was on her after a trans, disabled, one-eyed, pansexual wookiee group labeled the Star Wars series prejudiced and bigoted.
“We’re calling on the immediate cancelation of this bigoted Star Wars series,” said a representative from the Trans Disabled One-Eyed Pansexual Wookiee Group. “Disney has a long and sordid history of being prejudiced against the trans, disabled, one-eyed, pansexual wookiee community and we are currently in litigation against the company in support of all trans, disabled, one-eyed, pansexual wookiees”
Thousands of incensed people flooded the Twitter X account of The Acolyte series with angry messages and calls for the Disney+ series to be cancelled.
At publishing time, it was reported that another group has also called The Acolyte hateful for not hiring anyone from their community of gay, transgender, black, Latino, Hindu, Muslim, plushophile, disabled space alien pedophile from the darker planet Aratu with both male, female, and canine genitalia and who can breathe underwater because it’s also part fish and has an insect exoskeleton individuals.
