OTTAWA, CANADA– Media outlets are reporting the sad news out of Canada this morning that the latest UFO balloon has died suddenly after Prime Minister Justin Trudeau forced the unidentified object to get vaccinated in order to be able to enter into the Great White North country.
The UFO was pronounced dead only hours after it had taken the COVID vaccine on orders of Trudeau who said that unidentified flying objects are not exempt from his vaccine mandate.
“Any person or object wishing to come into Canada must be vaccinated,” said Trudeau when asked about the incident. “COVID vaccines save lives, and there’s no direct evidence that the UFO died from the vaccine. In fact, the vaccine most likely made its death a little less painful. So, don’t forget to get vaccinated.”
Paramedics were called to the scene when the UFO began having trouble breathing and then fell down onto the floor, with its last words saying that its chest hurt and it felt like it was having a heart attack.
Medical experts from Health Canada told reporters that the UFO definitely did not die from the vaccine, but rather from commotio cordis after it had lightly bumped its chest into a pillow.
Funeral services for the UFO will be held next week and a GoFundMe page was started to cover the costs, but was quickly removed after it was learned that the UFO was a conservative.
