WASHINGTON– In honor of all the people who lost their jobs under his administration, President Joe Biden has graciously allowed every American family to share one meatless hot dog in celebration of Labor Day.
While shoving three beef hot dogs into his mouth at once, Biden gave a direct message of good news to the American people that he has decreed that families of four or more people can now share a veggie dog this holiday.
“Listen, folks, here’s the deal,” said Biden as he scarfed down a double decker beef cheeseburger. “To celebrate the flourishing Biden economy on this wonderful Fourth of July weekend, I’m giving every large family permission to share one of those delicious meatless hot dogs that I personally would never stick inside my mouth.”
With so many people off this holiday due to losing their jobs, moms and dads can share in the kindness of Dear Leader Biden with their hungry children as they each eat a small piece of one of those rubbery veggie dogs that now costs $100.99 a pack due to inflation.
Biden reminded everyone that this gracious deal is only for families with four or more people. Three member households or less will have to wait until next year to get a chance to eat, but are encouraged to go outside and eat whatever bugs they can find if they’re still hungry and can’t wait till next Labor Day.
