Brian Stelter Gets Rehired At CNN After Coming Out As Transgender
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Inspired by all of the national attention being given to…
Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Putin: ‘Russia’s Army No Match For US Servicemen In Dresses And High-Heels’
WASHINGTON-- In a show of major confidence, President Joe Biden has threatened…
Due To Backlash, Disney To Replace Seven Dwarfs From Snow White With LA Lakers Players
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- After pint-sized actor Peter Dinklage accused the children's classic Snow…
Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off…
Furious Transgender Swimmer Cries ‘It’s Not Fair’ After UPenn Allows Dolphin To Compete On Swim Team
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In an ironic twist, the transgender swimmer who recently destroyed…
Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff
WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…
Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to keep up with modern society, the United…
Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
WASHINGTON--The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put…
Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill’s Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga
WASHINGTON-- In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
In Honor Of Veteran’s Day, Biden Adds Statue Of War Hero Admiral Rachel Levine To Marine Corps Memorial
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- In honor of Veteran's Day, President Joe Biden decided…
Equality: Biden Orders All Zoo Lions That Identify As Antelopes To Be Allowed Into Antelope Enclosures
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has taken a big step towards protecting the rights…
