Biden Weighs Sending Thousands Of Cross-Dressing Troops To Strike Fear Into Russia
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to scare President Vladimir Putin into backing off…
Furious Transgender Swimmer Cries ‘It’s Not Fair’ After UPenn Allows Dolphin To Compete On Swim Team
PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- In an ironic twist, the transgender swimmer who recently destroyed…
Biden Appoints Sergeant Klinger From M*A*S*H To Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff
WASHINGTON-- Due to General Mark Milley getting ready to retire, Joe Biden…
Inclusive US Army Updates Uncle Sam To More Progressive Aunt Samantha
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to keep up with modern society, the United…
Biden And His Island Of Misfit Politicians Wishes Everyone A ‘Merry You’ll Be Dead Soon Christmas’
WASHINGTON--The most oddball, incompetent, group of weirdo politicians ever assembled has put…
Confused Biden Mistakenly Leaves White House Wearing Wife Jill’s Blue Dress And Stockings, Media Goes Gaga
WASHINGTON-- In what mainstream news media outlets are calling the ultimate trendy…
Santa Claus Says He Now Identifies As Mrs. Claus And Will Be Staying Home This Christmas Eve To Bake Cookies
NORTH POLE-- In a new twist to the Christmas tradition, the man…
In Honor Of Veteran’s Day, Biden Adds Statue Of War Hero Admiral Rachel Levine To Marine Corps Memorial
ARLINGTON COUNTY, VIRGINIA-- In honor of Veteran's Day, President Joe Biden decided…
Equality: Biden Orders All Zoo Lions That Identify As Antelopes To Be Allowed Into Antelope Enclosures
WASHINGTON-- Joe Biden has taken a big step towards protecting the rights…
Trying To Boost Plunging Speaking Tour Sales, Bill And Hillary Clinton Swap Gender Roles
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- Due to deplorable ticket sales for their countrywide speaking…
Amid Backlash, This Year’s Mardi Gras Will Be Separated By Gender And Sexual Orientation
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA-- Due to enormous pressure from various groups, this year's Mardi…
Next Star Wars Movie To Feature First Transgender R2D2 Droid
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- Star Wars fans around the world are rejoicing at the…
