Politician’s Hairdos Now Most Requested Hairstyles At Salons
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Who knew politicians could be so influential? At least when…
Who Needs The Super Bowl? This Year’s Pooper Bowl Will Make Football Stink
HOUSTON, TEXAS-- Growing tired of watching the same old boring football game…
Chinese New Year Changed To January 20th Presidential Inauguration, Now Called Chinese Donald Trump Presidential Inauguration New Year Day 2017
WASHINGTON-- In an effort to promote peace and also a smooth transition,…
Texas Man Shoots Tooth Fairy For Breaking And Entering
FORT WORTH, TEXAS-- A Fort Worth man is being questioned by police…
Outraged Anti-Trump Rioters Demand Labor Rights Such As Paid Vacations And Overtime
MINNEAPOLIS, MINNESOTA-- In a odd twist to an already odd situation, many…
Hillary Clinton Courts Deceased Voters
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Shocking Turn Of Events: Herculean Mouse Catches Cat
DENVER, COLORADO-- When most people think of playing a game of cat…
Iran Declares Bankruptcy After Blowing $150 Billion Nuclear Deal Money On Cadillac Escalades, Cristal, And Gold Jewelry
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Burnt Toast? Disney Pulls Recipe For Toast After Fans Get Burned Up
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After receiving numerous complaints and social media responses, the…
Government Creates Support Hotline For Illegal Immigrants Seeking Help For Illegal-Shaming
WASHINGTON-- Due to the increase of illegal-shaming across the country, officials have…
Supermarkets To Start Selling Pre-Masticated Food For People Too Lazy To Chew
WASHINGTON-- The United States Food and Drink Council recently gave food companies…
Scientific Acheivement: Scientist Trains Elephant To Use Human Toilet
TANZANIA, AFRICA-- An elephant in Africa has become the first of its…
