Solar Eclipse Goes Blind After Staring At Human
SPACE-- A solar eclipse that went blind after staring at a human…
Judge Orders Skinny Fat-Shamer To Go On High Calorie Diet To Gain Weight
ERUCTATE, IOWA-- A county judge recently sentenced an arrogant fat-shamer to a…
Scientists Invent Spray That Guarantees To Catch Cheating Spouses
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA-- Good news for all those suspicious people out there who always…
Gang Of Senior Citizens Terrorizing Los Angeles Neighborhoods
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A group of senior citizens has been terrorizing people…
Let It Grow: Ear Hair Making A Comeback
FRESNO, CALIFORNIA-- The most popular style this year is giving new meaning to…
In An Effort To Be Less Inclusive, Holiday Known As Non-Binary Ze Hirs Day Will Now Be Known As Just Father’s Day
QUEENS, NEW YORK-- After decades of being too inclusive, Non-Binary Ze Hirs Day…
Man Chokes To Death After Biting Off More Than He Could Chew
MASTICATE, WASHINGTON-- A Masticate man was rushed to the emergency room where…
Top BBQ Meals This Memorial Day According To Celebrity Chef
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Having friends and family over this Memorial Day weekend?…
Woman Leaves Husband Of 20 Years For A Baboon
MENSTRA, TEXAS-- A woman recently left her husband and filed for divorce…
Geico Gecko Comes Out As Chameleon, World Cheers His Bravery
CLARK GRISWOLD, MARYLAND-- Insurance spokeslizard Geico Gecko gave a news conference on…
Will A Horse Replace Daniel Craig As 007 In Next James Bond Movie?
HOLLYWOOD-- The 17 year old animal actor is currently a fan favorite…
World Panics After Easter Bunny Gets Captured By Terrorist Group
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN-- While on location in Afghanistan shooting a candy commercial for the…
