Democrats Introduce Bill To Abort Babies Up To 1,095 Weeks Old
WASHINGTON-- Going off of the momentum of their totally legitimate midterm wins,…
Male Hippopotamus Wins Local ‘Miss Tiger Pageant’ For First Time Ever
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA-- A male hippopotamus from California has become the first…
The Washington Post Claims Staying Alive And Not Dying Is Deeply Deathphobic
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has come out in defense of dead people…
Arizona’s Katie Hobbs Takes Lead After Thousands Of Votes Found Inside John Fetterman’s Neck
PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- Maricopa County election officials made a startling discovery Thursday after…
Big Bird Arrested For Peddling Medical Misinformation
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Beloved Sesame Street character Big Bird was arrested this…
Nancy Pelosi Drafts Articles Of Impeachment Against Trump Over Her Husband’s Quarrel
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has drafted articles of impeachment against Donald…
Twitter Greatly Improves After Elon Musk Replaces Fired Workers With Chimpanzees
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- Immediately after Elon Musk fired a bunch of useless…
Democrats Pander To Dead People To Try And Win The Deceased Vote
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- With the presidential election only months away, frantic Democrats have…
White House Says Biden To Dress Up As Real President For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For the third year in a row, the White House has…
Biden: ‘If You Don’t Want Nuclear War With Russia Then You Ain’t Black’
WASHINGTON-- While doing an interview with a black podcaster in an effort…
The Washington Post: ‘Biden’s Correct: Madein America Is In Fact Two Words’
WASHINGTON-- The Washington Post has come out and defended Joe Biden's statement…
Nancy Pelosi: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Have A Mexican Gardener And A Black Pool Boy’
WASHINGTON-- After being called a racist for her statement saying illegal immigrants…