Tag: Rated PG

Lizard Person Liz Cheney Removes Human Skin To Appeal To Reptile Demographic

WASHINGTON-- In a last ditch effort to help her struggling campaign to…

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Nancy Pelosi’s Taiwan Trip Cut Short After Country Runs Out Of Alcohol

TAIPEI CITY, TAIWAN-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's trip to Taiwan was abruptly…

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Biden Delivers Stern Warning To Putin: ‘Russia’s Army No Match For US Servicemen In Dresses And High-Heels’

WASHINGTON-- In a show of major confidence, President Joe Biden has threatened…

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California Governor Gavin Newsom Begins Collecting Property Taxes On Homeless People’s Cardboard Boxes

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- In an effort to collect more money to pay for…

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Store Mannequin Accused Of Racism After Failing To Greet Black Customers

PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA-- A mannequin has come under fire on social media for…

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House Committee Members Wear Bikinis To Improve Poor Ratings Of January 6 Hearings

WASHINGTON-- In order to improve the abysmal ratings of the ongoing January…

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Biden Recalls The Time He Had The Black Death Plague Back In 1353

WASHINGTON-- During a speech where he informed the world that he has…

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Biden Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Mistakenly Leaving Saudi Arabia Shower With Towel On Head

RIYADH, SAUDI ARABIA-- President Joe Biden has caused an international controversy once…

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Justin Trudeau Begins Taking Public Speaking Lessons From VP Kamala Harris

OTTAWA, CANADA-- After giving an embarrassing speech recently where he flubbed his…

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Hunter Biden Embarrasses Family By Wearing Clothes Out In Public

WASHINGTON-- Some embarrassing photos of Hunter Biden have been circulating around the…

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Man Who Wears Heart On His Sleeve Doesn’t Understand Why He Can’t Keep A Girlfriend

PROVIDENCE, RHODE ISLAND-- A local man named Dennis Wordsmith was left heartbroken…

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January 6 Committee Subpoenas Bart Simpson To Testify Against Donald Trump

WASHINGTON-- Famous cartoon character Bart Simpson was the latest witness called in…

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