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Man Kills Burglar Thinking It Was His Daughter
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Peeping Tom Caught Watching Paint Dry
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USPS And UPS Merge Into One Company
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Santa Claus Fined For Hiring Illegal Elves
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Drinking Excess Beer Boosts Spread Of Leaka Virus
DALLAS, TEXAS-- Last year, a strange new virus called Leaka Virus made…
Lawyer Sues Self For Identity Theft
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Lassie’s Death Ruled Illuminati Hit Job
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George Clooney Joins ISIS As Research For Upcoming Role
BAGHDAD, IRAQ-- Leading Hollywood actor George Clooney has recently joined Islamic terrorist…
Woman Jailed For Beating A Dead Horse
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