Gavin Newsom’s New Executive Order Issues Diapers To Homeless People To Stop Them From Pooping Everywhere
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Biden Says Son Hunter’s ‘A Good Boy On His Way To Church Who Didn’t Do Nothing’
WASHINGTON-- After Hunter Biden was accused of a slew of crimes including…
MSNBC: ‘Loving Son Hunter Biden Celebrates Father’s Day By Giving The Big Guy 12%’
WASHINGTON-- Reputable news outlet MSNBC has aired a feel-good story for this…
Hillary Clinton Selling New ‘I Lost The Presidency And All I Got Was This Lousy Hat’ Hats
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Multiple failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton tweeted…
Biden Invades Mar-A-Lago After George Bush Accuses Trump Of Hiding Weapons Of Mass Destruction
PALM BEACH, FLORIDA-- Former President George W. Bush says he was informed…
Ron DeSantis Begs DOJ To Indict Him So His Poll Numbers Can Go Up Like Trump
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDA-- After witnessing the dramatic rise in Donald Trump's poll numbers…
Biden Angrily Tells Ron DeSantis There Can Only Be One Grand Wizard Running For President
WASHINGTON-- In response to actress Denée Benton calling Ron DeSantis the Grand…
Canadian Wildfires Started After Justin Trudeau’s Fake Eyebrows Caught On Fire
QUEBEC, CANADA-- As the wildfires in Canada continue to spread, arson experts…
Biden Says He’ll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up
WASHINGTON-- Amid recent news that the president gave the greenlight to his…
After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight
WASHINGTON-- After having no further use for himself as Commander-in-Chief, Joe Biden…
To Satisfy China, ‘The Little Mermaid’ Movie Only 20 Minutes Long After Editing Out All Black Actors
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- In order to have their movie The Little Mermaid shown…
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of…