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VATICAN CITY-- Pope Francis made a stunning statement yesterday when he told…
Antifa Campaigns For Joe Biden While Peacefully Rioting As Election Day Approaches
PORTLAND, OREGON-- America's favorite peaceful protesters Antifa have hit the campaign trail…
CNN Reports Evidence Obtained From Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are Lewd But Mostly Peaceful Images
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN has reported that the scandalous photos of Hunter Biden…
Merriam-Webster Removes Word ‘Trump’ From Dictionary For Offending Too Many People
SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTES-- Merriam-Webster dictionary has completely removed the word "trump" from all…
Trump Gets ‘I Denounce White Supremacy’ Tattoo On Forehead To Satisfy Media’s Question
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the…
Sesame Street’s Ernie Fired After Photo Surfaces Of Him Wearing MAGA Hat
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Famous Muppet actor Ernie said he was fired from…
Netflix To Acquire Joe Biden’s Directorial Debut Of Cuties Sequel
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- President Joe Biden is set to make his directorial debut…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader…
White House Reporters Refuse To Wear Masks After Trump Posts ‘No Mask, No Service’ Signs
WASHINGTON-- Brave reporters are refusing to wear coronavirus masks during all future…
Don Jr. And Eric Trump Capture And Kill Endangered USPS Mailbox On Hunting Trip
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump caused an uproar among voting…
Dunkin’ Donuts Giving Away Free Spit-Flavored Coffee To Cops Every Saturday This August
CANTON, MASSACHUSETTS-- What better way for Dunkin' Donuts to show their respect…
Worried Coronavirus Says He’s Voting For Trump So He Doesn’t Lose His Job After November
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Coronavirus gave an interview on Fox News…
