Kamala Harris Tells People Of France She Loves Their Authentic French Fries And French Toast
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Ted Cruz Reveals Startling Evidence Proving Big Bird Is Secretly Working For Communist China
WASHINGTON-- Texas Senator Ted Cruz has just revealed shocking new evidence about…
Sesame Street’s Elmo Rushed To Emergency Room Only Days After Bragging About Being Vaccinated
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Only days after telling the world how…
Alex Jones Selling Banned Sunglasses That Let’s You See Who’s Vaccinated
AUSTIN, TEXAS-- Popular radio show host Alex Jones has started selling special…
PoopGate: Republicans Launch Investigation Into Whether Biden Pooped His Pants Overseas
WASHINGTON-- Concerned Republicans have decided to open a serious inquiry into whether…
FDA Authorizes Children Aged 5 To 11 Can Now Be Safely Fed To Hungry Alligators
SILVER SPRING, MARYLAND-- The FDA has granted emergency use authorization for the…
Progressives Flocking To Surgeons To Get Masks Sutured To Their Faces For Permanent Protection
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA-- With the current outbreak of the deadly virus known…
The Lincoln Project Promises They’ll Use Real Racists For Their Next Stunt By Hiring Democrat Politicians
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VIRGINIA-- The anti-Republican, Republican group The Lincoln Project is facing intense…
Biden And France’s Macron Settle Their Differences By Competing In Televised Mud Wrestling Match
ROME, ITALY-- Presidents Joe Biden and Emmanuel Macron met in Rome today…
Obama Visits New Jersey To Teach Governor Phil Murphy How To Better Lie To Voters Before Election
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Thousands Of Dogs Crap On Dr. Fauci’s Lawn In Solidarity After Hearing About His Canine Testing Experiments
WASHINGTON, D.C.-- Immediately after hearing the upsetting news that their canine brothers…
Trump Launches Own Social Network Called ‘Facebook And Twitter Can Kiss My Orange Ass Social’
PALM BEACH COUNTY, FLORIDA-- Nine months after letting the world see for…
