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BEIJING, CHINA-- Communist dictator President XI Jinping has gone on record commending…
Biden Voters Beg For World War 3 Just To Spite Trump For Bringing Troops Back Home
WASHINGTON-- Thousands of angry Biden voters have voiced their displeasure at Donald…
Hillary Clinton Accuses Husband Bill Of Being Russian Asset After He Forgets To Put Toilet Seat Down
CHAPPAQUA, NEW YORK-- Two-time failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton gave an emergency…
50 Cent Retracts Support For Trump After Joe Biden Reminds Him He Ain’t Black
HOLLYWOOD-- Famous rapper 50 Cent has formally reversed his support for President…
Trendy Pope Francis Declares Bible ‘Just A Guideline’ And Optional Reading For Catholics
VATICAN CITY-- Pope Francis made a stunning statement yesterday when he told…
Antifa Campaigns For Joe Biden While Peacefully Rioting As Election Day Approaches
PORTLAND, OREGON-- America's favorite peaceful protesters Antifa have hit the campaign trail…
CNN Reports Evidence Obtained From Hunter Biden’s Laptop Are Lewd But Mostly Peaceful Images
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- CNN has reported that the scandalous photos of Hunter Biden…
Merriam-Webster Removes Word ‘Trump’ From Dictionary For Offending Too Many People
SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTES-- Merriam-Webster dictionary has completely removed the word "trump" from all…
Trump Gets ‘I Denounce White Supremacy’ Tattoo On Forehead To Satisfy Media’s Question
WASHINGTON-- Donald Trump inked his forehead yesterday with a tattoo of the…
Sesame Street’s Ernie Fired After Photo Surfaces Of Him Wearing MAGA Hat
MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-- Famous Muppet actor Ernie said he was fired from…
Netflix To Acquire Joe Biden’s Directorial Debut Of Cuties Sequel
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- President Joe Biden is set to make his directorial debut…
Democrats Use Ouija Board To Communicate With Ginsburg’s Spirit To Prove Her Dying Wish
WASHINGTON-- Persistent Democrats have finally proven that Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader…
