Chris Christie Joins This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Republican Presidential candidate Chris Christie has announced…
Elusive Bigfoot Allegedly Spotted On Released January 6 Capitol Footage
WASHINGTON-- As soon as new House Speaker Mike Johnson released the infamous…
Madonna Threatens To Put Out A New Album If Trump Becomes President
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Pop singer Madonna has gone on record to voice…
Trump Tells Supporters What The World Really Thinks About Obama’s Biden
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Israel Says All The Gazan Children They Bombed Were Just Really Small Hamas Midgets
TEL AVIV, ISRAEL-- After receiving international backlash for the bombing of thousands…
Massive Fire Breaks Out In Los Angeles After Gavin Newsom Sprays Hairspray Near Open Flame
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- Firefighters continue working around the clock to put out…
Chris Christie’s ‘White Lizzo’ Twerking Skills Force Putin To Surrender
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbOqQ9KN8i0 KIEV, UKRAINE-- Russian President Vladimir Putin was left with no choice…
Third GOP Debate Whittled Down To 5 Candidates After Chris Christie Eats Pence And Burgum
MIAMI, FLORIDA-- Last night's third Republican presidential debate was cut down to…
Trudeau Challenges Pierre Poilievre To Makeup Competition For Control Of Canada
OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to flex his proverbial muscles to scare…
Interesting: Gay Man Who’s Attracted To Men Claims Michelle Obama Is Better Looking Than Melania Trump
LONG ISLAND, NEW YORK-- A viral rant has made the news again…
Grand Moff Tarkin Claims He Gave People Of Alderaan Two Minutes To Evacuate Before Blowing Up Planet
WORLD-- In order to stop the Rebel Alliance and bring order to…
Biden Dresses Up As Bloodsucking Vampire For Halloween
WASHINGTON-- For this year's Halloween festivities, the White House has confirmed that…