CNN Tries Improving Ratings By Slapping Brian Stelter At End Of Each Show
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- In an effort to improve sagging ratings, CNN has decided…
Biden Congratulates Whoopi Goldberg On Her Nomination To Supreme Court
WASHINGTON-- After hearing of Ketanji Brown Jackson's confirmation to the Supreme Court,…
New York City Passes ‘Don’t Say Straight’ Bill In Response To Florida Law
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Still fuming at Florida's recently passed "Don't…
Florida Officials Warn Residents Of Giant Rodent Peeping Into Children’s Windows At Night
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Fox News Hires Will Smith As Reporter For All Biden Speeches
WASHINGTON-- Fox News Channel has recently hired Will Smith as their White…
Amy Schumer Hosts Oscars Alone After Eating Regina Hall And Wanda Sykes In Opening Monologue
HOLLYWOOD-- There was a small change in Sunday's Oscars ceremony when comedienne…
Samuel L. Jackson To Play Zelensky In Upcoming Movie About Ukrainian President
HOLLYWOOD-- A new movie is set to hit the big screen this…
First Grader Nominated To Supreme Court After Providing Definition Of The Word ‘Woman’
WASHINGTON-- A first grade girl from Kansas has made history for becoming…
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Says It’s Running As A Democrat For US Congress
WASHINGTON-- Hunter Biden's laptop has just announced on its Twitter account that…
Dr. Fauci Contemplates Retiring To Be Able To Spend More Time Torturing Puppies
WASHINGTON-- America's favorite physician Dr. Fauci made a startling announcement this week,…
Biden Tells American Children Putin Murdered The Easter Bunny
WASHINGTON-- In an emotional speech Thursday, President Joe Biden informed the millions…
NYPD Police Beat And Arrest Man Inside Home For Using Russian Salad Dressing
NEW YORK, NEW YORK-- A New York man was forcibly arrested inside…
