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Canadian Mounted Police Give Trudeau 21-Horse Trampling Salute On Last Day In Office

OTTAWA, CANADA-- As a way to commemorate the legacy of Justin Trudeau…

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New California Bill Would Require Victims To ‘Play Dead’ Before Using Self-Defense

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- A controversial new bill has been introduced by Democrats…

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Canada Police Begin Raiding Canadians’ Homes To Catch Anyone Hiding ‘Made In The USA’ Products

CANADA-- With the ongoing trade with the United States in full swing,…

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Democrats Wear ‘I Hate America’ Hats To Protest Trump’s Congressional Address

WASHINGTON-- As a way to show the entire world where they stood,…

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Ukrainian Soldier Dies Peacefully Knowing A Leftist Virtue Signaling On Social Media Stands With Him

UKRAINE-- It was a vey happy moment on the war-torn battlefield of…

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Ukraine Peace Talks In UK Cut Short After Men’s Bathroom Runs Out Of Tampons

LONDON, UK-- A tragic incident happened during the Ukraine peace talks meeting…

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Germany Tries To Curb Terrorist Car Attacks By Banning All Vehicles

BERLIN, GERMANY-- After yet another terrorist car attack had taken place in…

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Zelensky Seen At White House Searching For Hunter Biden’s Lost Bag Of Cocaine

WASHINGTON-- Only moments after getting into a heated disagreement with President Donald…

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Justin Trudeau Affirms Solidarity With Every Country In The World Except Canada

OTTAWA, CANADA-- On the heels of the public disagreement between President Donald…

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Zelensky So Distraught From Trump Argument He Couldn’t Remember Notes For White House Penis Piano Recital

WASHINGTON-- After having a major argument with both President Donald Trump and…

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US ICE Immigration Deports Indian Illegal Aliens Back To Their Home Country Of Canada

U.S.-- The US Border Patrol recently arrested a large group of Indian…

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Shortage Solved As Hen Egg Production Surges After Shirtless RFK Jr. Pics Placed Inside Chicken Coops

U.S.-- Promises made, promises kept. President Donald Trump has averted yet another…

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