Biden Says He’ll Easily Win 2024 Presidential Election After He Has All His Opponents Locked Up
WASHINGTON-- Amid recent news that the president gave the greenlight to his…
After Having No Further Uses, Biden Now Using Head As A Paperweight
WASHINGTON-- After having no further use for himself as Commander-in-Chief, Joe Biden…
To Satisfy China, ‘The Little Mermaid’ Movie Only 20 Minutes Long After Editing Out All Black Actors
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA-- In order to have their movie The Little Mermaid shown…
In Push For Diversity, Chick-Fil-A Will Now Serve Black Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Striving to be more diverse and equitable, the Chairman of…
Biden Celebrates Memorial Day By Recognizing All The Brave Ukrainians Who Died For American Interests
WASHINGTON-- In celebration of Memorial Day, Joe Biden wanted to recognize all…
Trophy Hunter Refuses To Shoot Rhino After It Reminds Him Of His Mother
KENYA, AFRICA-- In a touching story out of Africa, a trophy hunter…
Dr. Phil: Bashful Snake Refuses To Shed Its Skin In Front Of Its Peers
HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA-- A shy snake has made the news this week after…
Target Tries Fooling Conservatives By Rebranding As Bullseye
U.S.-- Due to the massive boycott against Target for their line of…
CNN: Chickens Of Color Are Underrepresented On Chicken Farms, Report Finds
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- According to a breaking news report out of the world's…
Democrats Throw Cancer Patients Out Of Hospitals To Make Room For Illegal Immigrants
U.S.-- Democrats across the country have welcomed the numerous caravans of undocumented…
A Suddenly Lucid Biden Wonders Why There’s So Many Black People At His Klan Rally
WASHINGTON-- While giving a speech to a large crowd at a Morehouse…
MSNBC: ‘Trump’s CNN Town Hall Was Literally Worse Than 911 And World War 2 Combined’
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A meltdown ensued immediately after Donald Trump…
