Tag: Rated PG

California Restaurants Under Fire For Not Hiring Enough Trans Robot Workers

SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA-- After numerous fast food chains replaced human workers with robots…

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Trudeau Offers Bonus To First Canadian Mountie Who Tramples Little Old Lady Protester

CANADA-- A massive protest is underway in Canada over a federal carbon…

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Progressive Biden Under Fire For Only Having Two Gender Bunnies On Easter

WASHINGTON-- After angering millions of Christians and Catholics for recognizing Easter as…

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Trudeau Says Canadians Can Save Money On Housing Costs By Becoming Homeless

OTTAWA, CANADA-- With the housing crisis in Canada reaching epic proportions, Prime…

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Biden Rushed To Emergency Room After Getting Big Lap Dance From Lizzo At Fundraiser

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- A major mishap happened during yesterday's Democratic…

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Elmo Wears MAGA Hat To Troll Trump-Hater Larry David

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- During an interview with CNN, rabid Trump-hater…

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Authorities Release Photo Of Painting Found Inside Home Of Alleged Sex Trafficker P Diddy

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA-- After raiding the home of music mogul Sean "P…

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The Daily Wire Hires Satan To Replace Candace Owens

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE-- After firing commentator Candace Owens during a very public dispute…

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Mike Tyson Laughs At Russia: ‘That’s Not How You Rip Off A Man’s Ear’

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA-Β  One of the greatest boxers of all time Mike…

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Scotland: Man Who’s First Minister Of White Country Shocked There’s So Many White People There

EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND-- During a rant in a video that has began circulating…

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Planet Fitness Changes Name To Better Reflect Current Company Values

HAMPTON, NEW HAMPSHIRE-- After receiving major backlash around the country for allowing…

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Biden To Latinos: ‘If You Vote For Trump Over Me Then You Ain’t Black’

PHOENIX, ARIZONA-- During a campaign event in Arizona to stop more minorities…

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