New Groundhog Day Movie Stars Bernie Sanders As Candidate Who Never Gets Democrat Nomination
HOLLYWOOD-- A new Groundhog Day movie is in the works and will…
Miserable Bill Clinton Begs America To Please Elect Unemployed Hillary To Something, Anything
WASHINGTON-- Bill Clinton has recently launched a countrywide political tour in the…
Puerto Rico Officials Use Jedi Mind Trick To Distract From Unused Disaster Supplies
SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO-- Officials in Puerto Rico have come together to…
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Banished To US To Live Under Trump Regime
UNITED KINGDOM- One week after Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's bombshell news…
GOP Congressman Shares Fake Image Of Obama Serving As US President
WASHINGTON-- A Republican congressman has come under fire for posting a fake…
Stubborn Man Dies Waiting For Internet Explorer Page To Load
REDMOND, WASHINGTON-- A Washington man has recently passed away after waiting for…
Barack Obama Says His Presidency Proves Women Make Better Leaders Than Men
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama said that women make better leaders than…
James Comey Says He’s Completely Innocent After Thoroughly Investigating Himself
WASHINGTON-- Former FBI director James Comey has recently released a full report…
Corn Dog Joins 2020 Democratic Field For President
WASHINGTON-- American food Corn Dog announced on his Twitter account yesterday that…
Thanksgiving Turkey Pardoned By Trump Gets Loose Inside White House
WASHINGTON-- This year President Donald Trump spared two lucky turkeys for the…
You’re Fired! Chick-Fil-A No Longer Hiring Christian Chickens
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Chick-fil-A made a major announcement this morning on their Twitter…
Elizabeth Warren Says She Was Bernie Sanders Long Before Bernie Was Bernie Sanders
MONTPELIER, VERMONT-- Sen. Elizabeth Warren was in typical Sanders but not Sanders…