With Impeachment Unlikely, Anxious Democrats Target Trump’s Body Double Instead
WASHINGTON-- After finally coming to terms that the impeachment probe into President…
Frantic Democrats Accidentally Get Locked Out Of Their Own Closed-Door Impeachment Hearings
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Democrats Promise Not To Shave Their Beards Until Trump Is Impeached
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CNN Apologizes And Submits Retraction For Accidentally Reporting Real News
ATLANTA, GEORGIA-- Mainstream news media outlet CNN has recently released a live…
Joe Biden’s Angry Response To Ukraine Controversy: ‘Who’s Hunter?’
WASHINGTON-- At a recent rally in Iowa, Joe Biden scolded Fox News…
Justin Trudeau’s New Military Program Uses Canada Geese As Weapons
OTTAWA, CANADA-- Throughout Canada's history, the brave people of the Canadian Army…
New Jersey Governor Phil Murphy Levies Seagull Tax In Effort To Boost Bird’s Population
TRENTON, NEW JERSEY-- New Jersey Gov. Phil Murphy is currently tackling one…
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Ariana Grande Wants Fans To Know She’s Ok After Mistakenly Driving Her Porsche Instead Of Ferrari
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Mom Grows Tired Of Son Carbon Constantly Leaving Footprints Inside The House
CHEYENNE, WYOMING-- A mother from Wyoming has been making headlines this week…