Experts Suggest Social Distancing From Social Media To Mitigate Spread Of Coronavirus Hysteria
CLEVELAND, OHIO-- Experts from the U.S. Centers for Hysteria Control and Social…
Nancy Pelosi Apologizes To Trump After Eating Snickers Bar: ‘I Was Hungry And Wasn’t Myself’
WASHINGTON-- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has apologized to President Donald Trump for…
Establishment Democrats Hold Their Breath After Trump Says Breathing Good For Health
WASHINGTON-- Corporate Democrats are urging everyone to start holding their breath after…
Democrats Send Terminator Back In Time To Stop Trump From Ever Becoming President
WASHINGTON-- A cyborg asset was recently sent back in time from 2020…
Conspiracy Theorist Dow Jones Says Falling Stocks Work Of Demonic New World Order Globalists
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK-- Radio host and Market Wars founder Dow…
CNN Report: Trump Meddles In Election Process By Intending To Run Second Term
WASHINGTON-- Shocking new evidence uncovered by CNN investigators has recently revealed that…
Joe Biden Promises He’ll Appoint Corn Pop To Supreme Court If He’s Elected Prime Minister Of Canada
WASHINGTON-- Former Vice President Joe Biden has been on fire lately, pledging…
Obama Demands TV Stations Stop Airing Despicable Ad Claiming Biden Was His Vice President
WASHINGTON-- Former President Barack Obama demanded South Carolina news stations and a…
Mike Bloomberg Runs Ads On Stage In His Place After Taking Beating At Last Democratic Debate
CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA-- Former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg gave a…
AOC’s Biggest Competition: Glass Of Water Running Against Ocasio-Cortez
WASHINGTON-- Democrat challenger Glass of Water has officially thrown his proverbial hat…
Trump Plays 4D Chess On Leftists, Saying He’s Now Running As A Democrat
WASHINGTON-- In a shocking turn of events, Republican President Donald Trump is…
Iowa Caucuses So Cold Bernie Sanders Kept His Hands Inside His Own Pockets
DES MOINES, IOWA-- Presidential candidate Bernie Sanders was so cold at last…